rob

I just want to laugh. Nothing is better than laughter. except Curry and beer perhaps

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

@finley7898 @UTDTrey 7-2

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What does @GarethSouthgate have against @AVFCOfficial players? Subbing @JackGrealish and Tyrone Mings! Get Saka off!! #England #englandireland #upthevilla

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@SkySportsPL Poor #LFC the only club to ever have players injured. Such a victim mentality with this club and supporters. Klopp and some of the players deserve better than to be associated with these babies

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

@CarlosM49371424 @BBCBreaking And they’re still preferable to that orange nazi

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

@CreepaYrn @BBCBreaking No thanks sweetheart. We have Boris supporters, we don’t need Trump idiots too

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh i’d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall

pls retweet

#biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

I’m just hoping that when #PremierLeague resumes, #deliasmith gets drunk and at halftime shouts “where are you? Let’s be having you” to an empty stadium.
#lockdownfootball #footballisback #football #FootballsStayingHome

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

I should think so after what #DominicCummngs has been up to #coronagate #lockdown2020

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Coronavirus: Govt to 'look at' fines given to families in lockdown after vicar puts Hancock on spot https://t.co/GxQD7AMsA1

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

@blue84451662 @BrozenRepFred I would if I ever met one

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I can’t wait for the pubs to reopen but professional drinkers only #lockdown #ProfessionalDrinkersOnly #Imissthepub #publife #bringonthebeer #nococktails

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

Strangling her dog like that, I’d do more than threaten the awful waste of skin

[Katie Phang @KatiePhang]

• Falsely reporting a crime to the police • Choking her dog • Letting her racism flag fly •

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

@blue84451662 @BrozenRepFred All Liverpool fans are embarrassing

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

@IanIanrurq And screw, yes screw you all

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

And another one #coronagate #SackDominicCummimgs #sackcunmings
It's sad, so sad (so sad)
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
It's sad, so sad (so sad)
Why can't we talk it over?
Oh it seems to me
That sorry seems to be the hardest word

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

@jane_janekeane @IAmMardikins I’d be absolutely honoured if you did

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

#sackcunmings #DominicCummngs #coronagate

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
To get to Durham without exemption
I planned each chartered course
Each careful step along the highway
And screw, the NHS
I did it my way

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

My little nephew summing the feelings of the British public. Is this clear enough for you @borisjohnsonuk? Set an example and stop defending the indefensible #SackDominicCummimgs #DominicCummngs #lockdown #LockdownIsOverThanksDom

[rob @ShitToAmuseMe]

Genius