Toe Shitz

Hobbies include: Playing with Sadie, McDoubles, Two Bush Mountain, shopping at J.Crew and Loft

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I'm single and it's hunting season but I'm hunting for a heart not a dick

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You guys are pure bread golden retrievers and I'm a Pets Inc dog

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This homeless man today was so skinny. I was so jealous

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If I was a guy I think I'd have sweaty balls

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The biggest worries in our lives are where are we eating what are we drinking and who are we fucking

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I would be so much prettier if my dad was black

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Fav if tori should pierce her nipple.
RT if she shouldn't.

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One time I donated $60 to charity damn I would do anything to get that shit back

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It's so weird the people of North Korea don't know any different. Like they can't drink or eat McDonald's or anything lol that sucks dick

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There's so much green in here it's like a fucking salad

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"Did you swallow?"

Yeah but I mean it was fine because my throat was sore and I was really dehydrated

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Nah I'm jk if I watched football with my dad he would probably fart

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They should make a vibrator app

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Let's get white girl wasted Thursday and I'll brush my hair and stuff

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I can't believe they put this shit on tv

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Also I just watched this Trojan commercial and now I'm horny

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Yo y'all come into the hallway so you can see me do my grand pirouettes

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Fuck that I'm not writing in a journal. Who am I, Anne Frank?

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"Put on some enmeneim"