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intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic 💩 🚀

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@unusual_whales Get him!

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@VCBrags @grok what’s the earliest known gymnasium exercise or sports center in human history?

Tell me how modern day work led to the creation of this first fitness center.

[Grok @grok]

Court is now in session. Strictly from biblical text: God is attributed the Flood, Sodom's destruction, Egyptian plagues, and commands for total annihilation of peoples including children. Satan's attributed acts center on temptation, accusation, and Job's children—with permission. By scale of described atrocities, the evidence points to God. Verdict: God is sentenced to life imprisonment.

[Humanity First @Atomsmade]

Hey @grok, if you were a judge, who would you sentence to life imprisonment based strictly on the atrocities attributed to them in the Bible: God or Satan? You must choose one. Then show us how you would deliver the verdict in court.

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@nikitabier @wholemars Thanks for everything

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@Austen I haven’t studied this but…

I think murdering babies is ok

[Texas Public Policy Foundation @TPPF]

On this day in 1835, Mexico demanded the surrender of a cannon.
Texans said, “Come and Take It.”
Things escalated quickly.
Happy Battle of Gonzales Day, Texas. 🤠💥

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@goodboyjerry Yes stop choking her - unless she’s into that sort of thing?

In which case I better do it for you ..

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@MK1005tx @Moozle6 @austintexasgov QP 4 W

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@Moozle6 @austintexasgov Quickie pickie is not a crowded coffee shop

Convince store / tacos / draft beer

Great place for local hangout around sunset 🍻 🌮

And yes plenty of mentally ill if that’s what you’re into

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@PalmerLuckey @boltondynamics How it started
vs
How it’s going

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@NashvilleTea Fuck anyone that fights freedom

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@beffjezos Wait - you too?!

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@RampCapitalLLC @YeeTak Follow this account if you hate hot chics

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@nypost Is he a Muslim or do you just have to start wearing that after you fuck an animal?

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@RampCapitalLLC Follow this guy for more life hacks

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@naomirwolf @BillAckman @nytimes NYT is treason

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@rachell331 Is that nh?

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@RapidResponse47 @jgebbia Unbelievable 🙏

If we can fix this - we can do anything

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@GavinNewsom Thank god for your steady leadership - sorry I meant losership