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@ShitTrashSays "and that's not true anymore" #ShitTrashSays

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@ShitTrashSays "that's still true" #ShitTrashSays

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"Why are level twos wheeling grade eights when I'm your age and available?" #ShitTrashSays

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"guys I have dyspepsia" #ShitTrashSays

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"Courtney you have magic nipples" #ShitTrashSays

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"yesterday a moth came in my shower, but I sprayed it with water and it died"

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my best pickup line was "I like your pants" #ShitTrashSays

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stop walking so fast I'm gonna cough #ShitTrashSays

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sometimes I can't tell if I'm hungry or just having an asthma attack #ShitTrashSays

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I refuse to babysit because I hate children #ShitTrashSays

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I don't like water cause its like drinking wet air #ShitTrashSays

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I've already had 3 grey hairs #ShitTrashSays

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I think a Daytona 500 is a day where tonas can wear 500 shirts #ShitTrashSays

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trash: kkk
mal: kkk is a racist group
trash: theres no way theres a racist group called kkk and if there is, i'll feel like soggy pancakes..

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I'm gonna make a song response to the song this girl is on fire called "this girl is in the water" #ShitTrashSays

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I don't have birthday party's cause I don't like it when people pay attention to me #ShitTrashSays

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I hate it when people sing happy birthday #ShitTrashSays

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I used to be obsessed with David Suzuki #ShitTrashSays

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#crabs

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why do guys have such skinny legs? I'm gonna be cursed to date fat guys cause I can't go out with someone skinnier than me #ShitTrashSays