Shit Zena Says

HEY YA'LL, this is the "shit Zena says" account run by Kat, Bre, Alexia, Mel & Hannah in Rome! Believe it or not, quiet little Zeenie Weenie says a mouth full!!

[yaz @yaznotyasss]

hey y'all! just here to gas my super talented friend @hanahjang31 and the fact that her work is now on shirts! pls support! follow her on insta!

[Breanna @breeeperez]

You must be traveling the wrong way https://t.co/y4YDvfB8Ld

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"Would they let me bring a loaf of bread through airport security?"

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*asks Italian cab driver*
"So do you guys have a lot of fires here?"

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*talking about celebrity "daddies" we'd get with*
Kat: "Robert Downey Jr"
Zena: "OMG Leonardo Da Vinci!"
Hannah: "U mean Leonardo DiCaprio?"

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"My moms boyfriend smells like a vagina on a period on a hot day"

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"I'm so lazy I just wanna put stuff in my mouth"

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"When I was younger I ate mayo sandwiches.. just mayo."

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"LETS GET NAKED"

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"When you look into my eyes it looks like you're looking into a toilet."

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"Back in the day my brothers taught me all the shits and assholes"

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"My goal in life to be tan without skin cancer"

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*sniffs pad* "its scented it smells so good"

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"I hate that it's called a hostel.. it sounds so hostile"

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*Leaves for Croatia*
Zena: "so I accidentally left my phone in the hotel room"

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"Don't be a homie hopper"

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ZENAS GOT THE CHEESE #formaggio #italiano

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"It's so funny watching people kick off their mopeds.. they have to hump it sort of"

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Karaoke was LITTTTTT

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"Don't tweet that that's fucked up"