Brian Foley

Prrrrr Kitty Kat

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I just got so scared I almost farted

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Future - Drunk In Love (Remix) http://t.co/O2vNiaMaTc via @youtube 😂😂

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"Phish!? That's like seeing styx!!!"

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"Splendid Days!!!"

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"Is that stacking cups I see? That is a faux pas!" 🇫🇷

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"I'll raise it even lower"

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"Peanut head is actually better than penis head foley which is what people used to call me"

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"I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna go for gold and I'm gonna knock his ass out"

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"When nature calls you gotta answer with dick"

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"My dog ate a sock today and we had to give it hydrogen peroxide"

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I think I have a lisp. Let me see; "Sweet, Sally, Suckatash."

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"I think my first doctor was Dr. D; no actually it was Dr. D"

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"It's gonna mess up the dew"

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"Tell me you guys didn't have Kid's Bop 1"

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"Siri, can you just call me Rudy Loves It?"

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"Siri, can you call me Marty Loves It?"

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"Siri, from now on call me Styles P."

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"What's up Siri, you want to pipe?"

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"It's no longer my birthday; it's detective time"