Shit Lifeguards Say

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Always wanting to kill yourself at work but loving the paycheck

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Retweet if you are still lifeguarding in December

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Shit lifeguards do on break

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Why aren't there any black lifeguards #ShitLifeguardsThink

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Wanting to get tan but wanting to be in the shade #TheStruggle

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WAALLLLLKKK *under breath* fucking idiots

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*black people get in pool*
Me: Aw Fuck

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I use my whistle as a chew toy more then anything

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*to an attractive swimmer* I'm sorry. It is my job to stare at you. #shitlifeguardssay

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I get paid to get tan

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Wishing your break wouldn't end but wanting the end of the day to come faster

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I hate my job but love the paycheck

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TGIW (Thank God It's Winter) #shitlifeguardssay

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This account needs more lifeguards so if you know anybody that's a lifeguard tell them to follow this account

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Shout out to @mkmccabe93 for being our very fist follower #TrueLifeguard

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Please don't encourage your child to break pool rules #shitlifeguardssay

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Retweet if you're a lifeguard

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Don't do a backflip if you can't jump out away from the board

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*off duty* Walk! ...shit never mind. Sorry. #shitlifeguardssay