Shit Mike G Says

Women like me because...

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

Do you fear the Mikey G aura?

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

It's hard to supersede the manliness I exude right now

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

I was bending over, kneeling, crouching, whatever it takes to get the job done #payinthembills

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

I'll be your blanket

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

I'm taking my pants off #getready

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

I like girls cause of their fun parts

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

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[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

She's hot, but not the kind that you want to see naked, but the kind you want to fuck

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

Let's go find some booty #pirateprobs

[Derek Tucker @djdtucker65]

@Shit_MikeGSays I could lick her all night long #kinky

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

Nice guy first, lady killer later

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

I'm gunna go get a beer and look for some pussy #murderthatpussy

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

That wasn't me, that was my true form

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

I'll wait until she comes to me #chickmagnet

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

It's ok, I can keep a secret

[Derek Tucker @djdtucker65]

@Shit_MikeGSays I wear 5inch heels all the time just noone sees

[Shit Mike G Says @Shit_MikeGSays]

Some people call me the drunken Dr.Phil