Brandon phemister

I don’t get on much, but when I do I’m usually roasting on Jacob MacDonald. #fuckthatguy

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

Like everyone needs to stop sucking the overpriced dick of Gucci.

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

Hold up!!!!!!! T-Pain is fat???? Why didn’t anyone let me know?

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

I literally lose my shit every time Melissa McCarthy makes a joke!!! Seriously @ForrestStomper @DevanRogers77

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@girlhoodposts
@DevanRogers77

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@kt_lee_rose I'm just the shit lol never get sick

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

We all know who the one person that ruined Tech 9 for all of us. #Chris

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@StellaE22 @jeff_phemi Many of Phemister's have lost there life in the line of fire on turkey day.

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

Very hostile day for the Phemister family @jeff_phemi

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

I'm mapping out my next 2 bowel movement for the big day tomorrow

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

Like seriously need to stop making call of duty games!

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

Fucking dog just pissed on my Jordan's

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@StellaE22 no one even knows what that means

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@DevanRogers77 @ForrestStomper @StellaE22 I'll talk to him lol

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

I guess I need a reality check. But that's only what ppl tell me

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@kt_lee_rose @StellaE22 I can think of 5 better ways to build credit that is a lot more safe on you bank account

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@AndresIbarra71 I called this a long time ago

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@Shit_Phe_Said @StellaE22 I'm confused

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@StellaE22 glad I didn't come in and get a pizza today

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@ForrestStomper @Katieelanee thank god, someone had the ballz to say what we all were thinking, #burntAssHoes

[Brandon phemister @Shit_Phe_Said]

@StellaE22 better idea! Let's open a sushi place and and get that money