Shitcoin Detective

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@harmonyprotocol @tranquil_fi @recoveryonefdn This is very underwhelming. Calling it a grant doesn't help. You have to do better.

[The Open X Project @OpenXSwap]

Just launched our latest product: OpenXSwap, our dex aggregator. Same elegant UI allowing you to find the best rates on trades across numerous dexs.

Did we mention it's multichain as well: #HarmonyONE , #Ethereum , #BSC , #Polygon , #Avalanche .

https://t.co/aanJQH2JM5

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

I'm so old, my emoji looks like this :) not this 😀

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@carlmoon First USDC, but like ASAP.

[Dylan LeClair @DylanLeClair]

Celsius operated as a Ponzi scheme.

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@harmonyprotocol Oh, i can tell you this in One sentence: Everyone who trusted you is now financially REKT.

[CiUzCap 💎📈🌐 @CiUzCap]

@ShitcoinDetect1 @harmonyprotocol Even #TornadoCash is soo easy to track now a days with the #BlockChain. A part of the token seems to end up here: https://t.co/wwW42GncmW #HarmonyOne

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@harmonyprotocol I see that our money is being deposited to Tornado cash. Tx below.
https://t.co/L0DF2uyUie

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@metatroneDAO Cool story, still stealing.

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@ETHbenezer You know, that it's cheaper and safer to transfer regular bitcoin, than anything on the ETH network?

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@tomzhang_web3 @lijiang2087 Are you guys smiling and happy a day after loosing 100M of our tokens? You realize that people in DeFi are loosing their cool right now?

[Harmony @harmonyprotocol]

1/ The Harmony team has identified a theft occurring this morning on the Horizon bridge amounting to approx. $100MM. We have begun working with national authorities and forensic specialists to identify the culprit and retrieve the stolen funds.

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[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

I post a Youtube video, and in a week it has less impressions than my subscriber count. Thanks Youtube for suffocating my channel.

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@dylanleclair Clarification: ETH is going for proof of mistake.

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@BakedBeansMiner Or simply your Ponzi is in the state when it falls apart.

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@TheDefiMedia @harmonyprotocol Harmony is definitely the fastest dumping blockchain this year.

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

19th century: I have a bridge to sell you.
21 century: You can buy an NFT to a link to a jpeg of an ape. It's rare.

[Shitcoin Detective @ShitcoinDetect1]

@givp @harmonyprotocol Are you telling me that you dont have anyone dedicated to marketing for a chain that had multi billion marketcap?