Shitcoin Exchange Commission

This is a totally legitimate regulatory agency. We specialize in monitoring shitcoin scams and laundering your pain into pump fuel.

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

🚨 OFFICIAL $SEC REGULATIONS LEAKED 🚨

The Shitcoin Exchange Commission has released its first public guidance document.

This isn't a whitepaper. This is vibes-based law.
Read. Comply. Rug accordingly.

👇 (thread)
#SEC #shitcoinseason #memecoins #pumpfun

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

Your dad worked 30 years in a chemical plant.
Died of cancer from the fumes.
Left you his savings.

You blew it on a memecoin named $PUSSY.

And who’s the simp?

#SEC #SECCaseFile #shitcoinseason #memecoins #web3hell #degenjustice

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

Taking the ritualistic dabs prior to the meeting commencing. Hop on in and dont mind the cough. #shitcoin #shitcoinexchangecommission #solana #pumpfun

https://t.co/yxyLc2MvN2

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

https://t.co/yxyLc2MvN2

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

Our investigators knowing the degens will be coming in hot and heavy to fight off this "inflation" thingy he's talkin' about. #shitcoinexchangecommission

[Investing.com @Investingcom]

*FED CHAIR POWELL: WE EXPECT TO SEE HIGHER INFLATION READINGS OVER SUMMER

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

👨‍⚖️ SIGNED BY:

Chairfrog Pepe, Esq.

Chad Moonrider (R-ExitScamistan)

Nancy DeFi (D-Ethereal Bay)

Rugston Dumpwell, CFO of Copium Reserves

Stamped. Sealed. Absolutely unenforceable.
🔁 Retweet to remain compliant.

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

🚨 OFFICIAL $SEC REGULATIONS LEAKED 🚨

The Shitcoin Exchange Commission has released its first public guidance document.

This isn't a whitepaper. This is vibes-based law.
Read. Comply. Rug accordingly.

👇 (thread)
#SEC #shitcoinseason #memecoins #pumpfun

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

📢 TONIGHT 8PM EST:

🗣️ The First Unofficial Official Meeting of the $SEC
Hosted on X Spaces.
Bring your charts, rugs, and legal opinions in meme form.
Vibes will be regulated.

Tag complaints: #SECCaseFile
#pumpfun #shitcoinseason

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

All you Web3 "#influencers" and "#web3developer" people trying to help us out in the DMs.

[U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission @SECGov]

It starts with “hello…” 

But could end with saying “goodbye” to your money.  

Learn how to spot and avoid relationship investment scams. 

https://t.co/eAdsnW5drN

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

Keep your eyes peeled everyone, I'll take this side of the web3 world. Shill that shit! Rug, Dont Rug, it doesn't matter youre still a degenerate. #memecoin #solana #shitcoinexchangecommision

[U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission @SECGov]

Beware that fraudsters may use social media to promote a stock or to spread negative rumors about a stock. Learn more:   https://t.co/U1czywXDEj

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

@0xLTR That's the old $SEC, we're under new management with less money and a lot more shit-talking.

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

@BSCGemsAlert <<<o^o>>>

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! https://t.co/yxyLc2LXXu

#moonbag #shitcoinexchangecommision #memecoin #solana #pumpfun

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

@CryptoJee_ Can't go wrong with a totally legit non-satire government agency coin. $SEC

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

Stay safe degens.
DYOR isn't just a meme. These coins move like penny stocks in the 80s, but on Solana rails.
And someone’s always left holding the top candle.
Protect your bag.
🧠🛡️ #CryptoEducation #Solana #memecoin

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

SEC vs $MUSK (Unofficially, of course)
Let’s take a look at what’s going on with the “OFFICIAL MUSK” coin that just hit $42.5M in volume. Big pumps. Even bigger questions. Time to inspect the Bubble Maps and trace the flows. 👀
#Crypto #Solana #DeFi #MUSK #SECstyle
🧼🧼🧼

[Shitcoin Exchange Commission @ShitcoinEC]

Conclusion?
🟥 No official ties to Elon
🟥 No team transparency
🟥 Wallets with insider advantages
🟥 0% tax, 0% burn, 100% vibes
🟥 $40M+ passed through and insiders cashed out

Not saying it’s illegal. But if the SEC ever opens X...