Shite Bets

Shite Bets ‘tips’. None of our bets are based on stats or research. We simply mash the screen with our faces and stick money on the outcome. You’re welcome.

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A 25 game bet. 25 games. You can smell the shite from here.

This is a stick on to come in. It may as well be free money.

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On a related note, the sooner Sky have nothing to do with Scottish football, and pundits/commentators like Kenny Miller are punted into obscurity the better.

The man is insufferable.

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Penalty to Rangers.

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It’s Sunday morning and it’s pishing with rain, so let’s just land a 20 game Acca and win over £90k.

Piece of piss.

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£100,000 back from 5p. Don’t mind if I do.

This is what it’s all about. Big long punts. If this lands we riot.

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Let’s get right involved with the Europa Conference games tonight with this steaming pile of nonsense.

Only a £50k payout today so I appreciate that our standards are slipping.

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After the success we had at the weekend, don’t go back and check just take our word for it, we go again with another 10 game ACCA. This is a stick on. Easy money.

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It’s been a long, long time. We died and came back and then died again. And we’re back again… until we die again.

But look at this mountain of absolute filth to start off the new season.

Drink it in. I’m saying this is a 10/10 shite bet!

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We want them goals goals goals. This bet was literally picked without looking at the matches. Filter it to both teams to score and select Yes for every game. Easy money.

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Happy School strike day! To all the parents that have the joy of spending their working day also looking after their little ‘darlings’, let’s participate in a little bit of escapism with a Shite Bet!

Lump on. And if you win slam your wee sprogs into boarding school! #ShiteBets

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To all the sex bot accounts that make up 90% of our following, I hope this Shite Bets batters you right in the G Spot. We’re needing goals goals goals the night!

Bring on todays #ShiteBet

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After yesterdays Shite Bet folded like piss soaked paper trousers, we go again! This time it’s an old school Shite Bet. 14 game acca. Get in my eyes.

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Just a small one tonight. Even by Shite Bets standards this is bloody poor. I’d be ashamed of anybody who even sets eyes on this never mind actually reads it.

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Who wants to start 2023, £7,405 richer? Not us, we’d rather be 20p down and spinning away money during a cost of living crisis.

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Like a fenix, phoenix… phonex? Like a big fuck off fiery bird, we’re back rising from the ashes!

Drink in this Shiteness.

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Confused. Since when did pulling your hamstring earn you a free kick? #celtic #Hearts

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Goan get Andy Walker off the telly @SkySports The man is a fud.

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It's 7:12am and there is only one thing for it. A Shite Bet. Slim. Pickings today.

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Free money! FREE MONEY!

For the bookies like, not for us.

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Reporter 'So you're off to Villa then, care to explain that decision to the Rangers fans?'

Gerrard 'It's no secret that I want the Liverpool job, and narrowly avoiding relegation with Villa rather than Champions League football with Rangers will give me the right experience'