Sidney

self proclaimed grandma and queen of “just one drink” {EKU & theta alum} she/her

[Sidney @Shitney97]

If you ever wonder what it’s like to live in a small town, know that somebody made it a point to tell my mother that I was in the alcohol aisle at Walmart (I’m 21). People would really be offended to know that I motorboated a drag queen two weeks ago.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Former President Obama just summed up the Gun debate in under a minute:

"I think somehow — and there are a lot of historical reasons for this — gun ownership in this country became an ideological issue, and a partisan issue, in ways that it shouldn't be. It has become sort of a proxy for arguments about our culture wars, you know? Urban versus rural. Race is always an element in these issues. Issues of class and education, and so forth.

Instead of just taking a very practical approach, like we do, let's say, for example, with car safety, where we say, 'All right, we got a bunch of accidents. Let's have seat belts. And let's make cars safer. And let's engineer our roads so that we prevent them. Instead of thinking about it in a very pragmatic way, we end up really arguing about identity, and emotion, and all kinds of stuff that does not have to do with keeping our children safe."

I'd love to hear both sides of the political spectrum weigh in on this clip.

[KaRAYgeous TRANTIFA ☽☾🩷💜💙🪻 @kraywhiseheart]

As Steven Crowder bitches about his wife being able to leave him, remember that after No Fault Divorce was legalized in 1970, the female suicide rate dropped by 20%.

[A$AP Ging @DaleeeMundelll]

You’re telling me i have to wait more than one day to see all of my friends again?

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

"i need to fix my sleeping schedule "

me at 3am:

[Sidney @Shitney97]

Fuck princess peach

[Sidney @Shitney97]

“I want you to think about this when we are laying in bed not speaking later.”

-me after the first round of Mario kart

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“i literally told you yesterday”

me:

[monstro elisasue @sexydeadite]

me waiting to hear someone’s thoughts after i just showed them the most fucked up film imaginable

[toxic king @toxicking]

Me on sunday: “never again”

Me on friday: *agains*

[Sidney @Shitney97]

@DaleeeMundelll I am a part of that exact group actually. 10/10 recommend

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Via @matttomic