Shitterlickers

We drink more clubby’s than you

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With the annual Waskada Old Timers Tournament just around the corner Lickers have decided to make a trade to better our chances at winning the Spence cup. We will be trading Clint Friesen to the Austin Tropics in exchange for no one.

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Scoring for the lickers were
C.Friesen (2) Wimp(2) L.Vandaele (1) J.Spence with the hatty (3). M.Vandaele stood on his head after the second earnings Clint with PBR Allstar of the game for basically showing up.

Bales fed Q.Hobbs( 37)

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Lickers faced off against the Deloraine Fat Bastards. With the Fat bastards up 6-0 after the first, Quinn Hobbs was worried about feeding cows in the morning and that was their down fall as the lickers rallied and won 8-6.

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Clint had his first game back after his back injury. He looked a little shaky on the skates and the score sheet reflected his efforts. Wimp left the ice part way through the 2nd after he took a dirty hit in the corner. Waiting to hear back from doctors on his status.

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Scoring for the lickers are Wimp (2) W.Meggison (1) Jameson (1) C.McKinney (1) J.Spence (1) T.Spence (1) K.Bugg (1) Jameson playing the offensive defensemen roll was enough to win PBR all star of the game.

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Lickers faced off against the Waskada Oilers last night man handling the experienced players with a 8-4 victory. With our game plan of just being out of stick length so the old guys couldn’t hook us proved to be too much for them and led to their down fall.

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Scoring for the lickers were L.Vandalle(1) J.Spence(1)T.Spence(1) Jameson(2) Wimp (1) K.Bugg(2) C.McKinney(0) T.Spence being the not worst player takes home the PBR all star of the game.

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Lickers defeated the Delo/Hartney Pylons winning 8-7. After the first the boys were down 5-2. The last 5 minutes was all we needed to stuff in 5 goals and securing the Victory. Team is considering to start playing better in the first so it all doesn’t have to be done in the 2nd.

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@8Spencey8 When you have a different goalie every game ya they will. Wimp will have to strap the pads on to get PBR all star

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Scoring for the Lickers J.Spence (3) W.Meggison(3) Little J(1) E.Nelson(1) Wimp (0) C.McKinney tended the twine tonight earning him the PBR all star of the game.

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Lickers managed to pull off an 8-6 victory against the Virden Scoregasms. The young crew from the north almost proved to be to much for club drinking crew. Even with Clint on the IR he still proved to be more valuable than wimp

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Update on Clint:Clint went to hospital yesterday to get checked out. Doctors said he should cut back on the telling stories that may or may not be true to prevent another spinal injury. Team hopes that he will listen. Clint will be game time decision for game tonight at 8:00

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C.Friesen got hauled off the ice on the stretcher after taking a hard fall into the board. Team therapist said to have a couple cigarettes and he will be fine.

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Lickers started off the annual Waskada 4on4 tourney with a nail biter of a win against the Bush Bandits 5-3. Scoring for the lickers were K.Bugg (1), W.Meggison (1), J.Spence(2), Wimp (1). Mark Vandaele stood on his head between the pipes earning him the PBR all star of the game

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We won.

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Lickers faced off against the @KnightsNinga and managed to pull off a 2-0 win putting us into the A side final. Rumours are true that Lane Janz is not attending as he forgot that the tournament was taking place this weekend

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Jayden Spence is being closely watched by the GMs after his performance tonight. With the fact that he pays for room and board for most of the the team this weekend that has been taking into account but may not be enough. More will be announced later

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A few line changes were Made this year. With James”jimmy”Turnbull proving to be more of a liability than an asset he was asked to step down from the team until he can prove to the GMs that he can play with the team and stop doing dumb shit at the blue line.

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Goals scored by @Ty_R_Spence x2 @SpenceJared x1 @WMeggison x1
@spacemeister17 x1
Brenden x1
Clint x1
Jayden x1.

No PBRs all stars were awarded tonight as the guy in charge was to hungover to pick up the king cans.

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Lickers started off the Waskada old timers tournament with a 8-1 win against the @Teal_Tigers99 Evan with the commanding lead Jayden Spence did not impress the GMs. This will be talked about and will be dealt with.