ShitMyFamilysays

you can’t write the shit that goes on in my house.. oh wait, you can! Wife of a hilarious man and mother to additional needs kids that say the darnedest things.

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@stephenhilton23 Alll the old vaccines cause autism thang

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If I drink in front of a mirror, will it make me feel better about myself? #shitisay #winewankers #bpdlife

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Daughter- “Mummy you are not normal”

Me under my breath - “coming from the most autistic fuck I’ve ever met”

Daughter- “you are welcome” #shitmykidsays

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@zeinabsdawn This is my daughter 🤣

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So my 8 year old is sat eating breakfast and says “I wonder if I’ll die when I’m 100”…

My 6 year old responds “you won’t make it to 100”…

#shitmykidssay

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And he will be thiccer than a snicker. #thicc #thiccjesus

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@ADHDForReal Triggered

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Daughter - Is it the weekend?
Me -Yes
Daughter - Wait, do you mean it’s the weekend? 🤦‍♀️ #shitmykidssay

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Get dressed right now or I’ll send you into orbit and Katy Perry your ass #shitmyhusbandsays