Shitty Cowboys

Dungeons & Dragons & Cowboys. Yeehaw. The only cowboys on the @goosemajestic network.

[Shitty Cowboys @ShittyCowboys]

I s'pose the moral is, whether yer full o wisdom or full o shit depends entirely on yer point of view.

[Shitty Cowboys @ShittyCowboys]

When I was a youngin' my Pop took me to an ice shanty fishin hole every winter weekend.

We never caught nothin but it was nice spendin time with Pop. He couldn't see too good by that time but he was full o' the wisdom of the wilds.

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I later came to find out he had been takin me to Ol' Man Jasper's outhouse.

Guess we coulda caught a brown trout but that's it.

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Ubo's neck looks to be about 10 inches shorter after a-landin on his pate but I reckon he'll walk it off.

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Hollywood and Ubo is at it agin. They done got into the orchard and ate up all the fallen fruit. Now they's drunk, ornery and spoilin fer a fight.

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Managed to get them all down agin. Good thang I still had some sarsaparilla left over because Hollywood just shoved Ubo and Romulus right off the roof to get to it.

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New episode dropped last night fer you fine folks

https://t.co/2pyP1IGGCv

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To the extent that the king bird thinks I'm a dang ol' automaton! Whoops!

[Shitty Cowboys @ShittyCowboys]

Well dang. I sure neglected this here bird box fer a long ass time didn't I? Sorry about that, folks!

[Phil Beckwith (I'm Back!) @PhilBeckwithDnD]

Wanna add some laughs and weirdness into your generic D&D game?

Wranglers of Westhallow brings the Weird/Wild West to any generic fantasy setting with its hilarious ground zero event.

Link Here: https://t.co/AeXlJ5qBAv

#dnd #ttrpg #weirdwest

[Shitty Cowboys @ShittyCowboys]

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[Phil Beckwith (I'm Back!) @PhilBeckwithDnD]

Wanna add some laughs and weirdness into your generic D&D game?

Wranglers of Westhallow brings the Weird/Wild West to any generic fantasy setting with its hilarious ground zero event.

Link Here: https://t.co/AeXlJ5qBAv

#dnd #ttrpg #weirdwest

[Shitty Cowboys @ShittyCowboys]

@Dylananddragons Why thank ye kindly pardner, yer always welcome to come set for a spell 'round our campfire!

[Dylan (He/Him) - dylananddragons.bsky.social @Dylananddragons]

I am really enjoying @ShittyCowboys and for #ttrpg Thursday i recommend everyone to go check it out!

[LukeyBaby / Duderooni @duderooni]

@girunduu @ShittyCowboys @GooseMajestic you can move over to pf2e now lol

[Shitty Cowboys @ShittyCowboys]

@duderooni @Rulelord2E Powerful kind of you to say so pardner! Appreciate you puttin out the word for us on this here telegram machine!