Dave Bigelow

Professional liquor taster, semi pro pinball player, and total amateur audio guy

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@RepThomasMassie @JDVance @ImdaVinman Massive we may not agree on a handful of things but I respect the hell out of you for standing up these clowns and not just bending over like most of the Republicans.

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@SouthwestAir @Delta Apparently this is what flying with poor people is like.

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

Never flying @SouthwestAir again, just had to run across the entire Houston airport to make my connecting flight. I shouldn't have gone cheap and cheated on @Delta

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@CieloBonit Y’all get butthurt so easily 😂

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@JakeLang Fucking terrorist

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

Hey @Legrand, who thought this was a good design?

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@AmazonHelp I covered up the tracking number 😂

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@amazon it's only the laptop I need for tour in like 5 days, no worries

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

I normally wouldn't worry but you lost one of my other orders recently, if I gotta go to @BestBuy and spend 300 more are you gonna cover the difference?

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@BOOOOMINN @OhioStateFB @quinshon_ @TreVeyonH4 Add those numbers together and it’s higher than your IQ.

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@BOOOOMINN @OhioStateFB @quinshon_ @TreVeyonH4 Have another asterisk, *daddies.

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@Sadie_NC That’s cute, now do one with the population density instead of area.

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@uber what in the actual fuck are your drivers doing? The app sucks 10,000 dicks, how do I talk to an actual person?

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@LangmanVince Imagine being a 50 year old dude that tries to act hard on social media but gets triggered by Snow White.

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@TKuddi @BuckeyeBat Some people are just that fucking retarded that you have to spell the obvious out for them, kind of like what I’m doing right now.

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@awkwardgoogle Quite a few companies make a tool that strips that correctly. 🤷‍♂️

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@stoolpresidente Rent fucking free

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@TheWolverineOn3 Is three nattys to one since 2000 a real stat?

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@mattgaetz @elonmusk We already know your type Gaetz

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@A_M_D_16 Rent fucking free 😂😂😂