Totally Real Psychic

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@WilliamShatner 🔮✨🔮 I VIEW YOUR FUTURE!!!
DEATH! FEAR! YOU LEAD YOUR CREW BRAVELY INTO THE DUNES OF....oh wait nvm this is just Star Trek.

[Totally Real Psychic @ShittyPsychic]

@ShaolinWitch ✨🔮✨ CARE, your fate has been sealed!!!

To reopen, swing a can-opener around your head 3 times while singing "upa-upa loo loo"

[Totally Real Psychic @ShittyPsychic]

.You heard her!!!! TONS. Just @ to receive the most detailed and accurate fortune of your lifetime!

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✨🔮✨ Seriously? No one wants a fortune? I got a bunch of good ones. First @ gets good luck for the next 17 minutes!

#fortune #horoscope #tbh

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✨🔮✨ EARS STILL OPEN TO THE COSMOS. @ to receive a personalized fortune!

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...pls im so lonely

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✨🔮✨ EARS OPEN TO THE COSMOS. @ to receive a personalized fortune!

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[Totally Real Psychic @ShittyPsychic]

@Dario_Romero28 ✨🔮✨ AQUARIUS!! The stars have spoken! Riches shall be rewarded, tape your ears shut while you sleep to avoid demon whispers!

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@jsniagra ✨🔮✨ Your name has floated through the astral realm! The realm was not very impressed by it. They proclaim 3/10.

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@PaintSewGlueChe ✨🔮✨The stars have ordered me to reach out to you! They say nothing significant at this time! But they are totally watching!

[Totally Real Psychic @ShittyPsychic]

@ThinkLimits ✨🔮✨ You stand outside a circle too far wide! The stars wish you to seek closer to the center of your life! Find your origin!

[Totally Real Psychic @ShittyPsychic]

@FoxValleyFoodie ✨🔮✨ Your tongue is in danger! Avoid any hot foods for the next 3 days! Burns shall turn to downfall!

[Totally Real Psychic @ShittyPsychic]

@coachdianeb ✨🔮✨ There is much change in your future! Bottle any tears made in the next month and drink them! Your woe shall become wealth!

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@AdamDasuwatto ✨🔮✨ I see great visions of a million minds reaching yours! Tap your big toes together in the shower six times to avoid curse!

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✨🔮✨ VISION ✨🔮✨:
Retweets and follows shall be rewarded! Those that give shall receive tenfold! The Natural Star Unicorn proclaims it!

[Totally Real Psychic @ShittyPsychic]

@IMKristenBell ✨🔮✨ You feel over tired this week, however your hard work will prevail. Hold a dogs tail for 8 minutes a day for prosperity!

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CAPRICORNS: ✨🔮✨ Your week shall be filled with love and splendor, however a bird will die within 20 feet of you some time this month.

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@chelseahandler ✨🔮✨I see constipation in your future! Rub your belly 3 times a day while whispering "hush hush burger baby" for relief!!!

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@MarsCuriosity ✨🔮✨ Beware left turns! Spin around twice and clap your hands for luck! Avoid eating bananas this month, curses await!

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SCORPIOS: ✨🔮✨ Beware this month the passing tide! Do not open any cupboards which face a window without first licking your lips!

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@RichardAyoade ✨🔮✨ CAUTION! I see an annoying throat scratch in your future! Rub your nose with a pencil to ease the discomfort!