Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male)

Ex-NC Senator, unofficial Steely Dan fan page, avid concert goer and sports better, depressed (?) Carolina sports fan

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

having a burner was better 3 years ago when it was just 15 friends tweeting at each other

[Savanah Tujague @savanah2j]

🚨 SOUND THE MFING SIREN BABY 🚨

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@homage2TSmith Based but midwood is so fucking good

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@paqdaddy lol did you watch the games?

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

Jobs not finished

[ilya 🐻‍❄️ @goalie_swiper]

OH FREDDIE YOU DESERVE IT ALL ❤️❤️😭

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@b2514674 100 bee stings and 4 buckets of miller please

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

Dekubopbopdem

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@PanettiBigTime Burn hope down

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

Double sweep from the canes. @ryanwhitney6 please keep hating. I hate you

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

Jordan Staal is forever my captain

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

If you think I’m not ripping shoreline mafia in 2026 you’re fucking crazy

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@SensStifler 🧹

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Should've sent him to the moon

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

For the amount of canes slander I’ve seen the last 2 weeks this just warms my heart

[The Sens Guy @TheSensGuy]

This is unacceptable for a team if this caliber....

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@LalimesMartian Great call! All he did was get pissed off and sit in the sin bin. Hell of a captain

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@JayOnSC Pretty bad post from a sports analyst

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

Did no one else notice the most egregious offsides on the last senators goal???

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@MoshakaP Still got gains in the corner too

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@RufusSeymo85 Have you heard of the Stews? May be a little too niche

[Senator Shit Face (Alpha Male) @ShittySeny]

@xGlenNicex @testudoburner What the religious figure said sums it up