Shitty Future

Sci-fi timeline we deserve

[Bag holder union @jieselong]

Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language.

The idea is to clean up broadcasts by removing filler words, censoring swearing, or even replacing certain words.

The AI could also adjust the speaker's lip movements so viewers wouldn't notice anything had been changed.

[Keshav Lohia @Keshav_Lohiaaa]

Need this hat asap

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

wow.

[Ari K @arikuschnir]

🌊💙 WE WERE ALWAYS BLUE

[Adeline Kim @su_adeline_k]

I hate sf

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s elon mosque now

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW

[james hawkins @james406]

how am i suppose to respond to this

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers.

“Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,”

He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.

[Shitty Future @Shitty_Future]

https://t.co/oFoCALT8GA

[Shitty Future @Shitty_Future]

Warmer, kinder, more understanding, reassuring to the very end

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Chinese AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' faces backlash over member’s pregnancy announcement

The creators reportedly made up the pregnancy story to remove Mity, one of the group’s AI-generated member, and reduce the number of virtual personalities they manage

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

At the groceries

[Shitty Future @Shitty_Future]

Link: https://t.co/SWYS6CTE1y

[Shitty Future @Shitty_Future]

Just another normal day in this fucked-up timeline

[Shitty Future @Shitty_Future]

Iconic TV shows, Russian edition:

- The Sopranos: Vito isn’t gay, but the mob kills him anyway.

- Game of Thrones: Cersei and Jaime aren’t lovers. Bran sees nothing, but Jaime pushes him out of a window anyway. Apparently, just for fun.

- Six Feet Under: David and Keith aren’t gay. Just friends.

- Billions: Chuck Rhoades is a perfectly conventional family man. BDSM? Never heard of it.

[Shitty Future @Shitty_Future]

A streaming service for censorship?
Why not? It’s 2026.

Independent outlet Mediazona built a searchable archive of scenes cut from TV shows in Russia.

75 hours of censored footage across 200 series. Enough to fill 37½ two-hour movies.

New dystopian genre: forbidden canon.

https://t.co/ipW0g1HGXr