Shivani

[Shivani @Shivanixr]

what’s a polite way of saying eff off x (asking for a friend)

[Punjabi Translations @PunjabiTransl8d]

Puth thenu neendh ni aiyee = SON ARE U NOT SLEEPY YET #Punjabi

[Mal @UtdMaI]

I’d rather lose the Cristiano Ronaldo way than win the Messi way.

[TC @totalcristiano]

‘You’re not even Portuguese’

Me at my house:

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

Tropical storms in the UK uno. Island gyal. Island gyal.

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Cristiano Ronaldo. The greatest there is. The greatest there was. The greatest there will ever be.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!

[🐆 @katluvrrrr]

i be changing my nationality everyday for the world cup.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[A @lconicCristiano]

It’s time to change our nationalities for month. We’re all Portugese from now. VAMOS PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 🇵🇹

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Hey iPhone. If you tell someone I unsent a message, it defeats the purpose, you little rat.

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I use Apple Pay for everything. My card is somewhere living its own life.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"I have to wake up early tomorrow"

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[jenniferjo💕 @madridprincess_]

God pls let Ronaldo win world cup this year😭

[Deann @CarpeDeann]

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Ain’t no way we used to call our mom’s job every 30mins requesting to speak to her…😭💀

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote