Ian

let’s hope all my personalities can fit within 240 characters

[Ian @Shlally]

You either die a Liberal or live long enough to see yourself become a Republican 🐘

[Ian @Shlally]

Men try to mansplain their whole life until it just turns into “👍🏻”

[Ian @Shlally]

What kind of perv decided to name it the Milky Way

[Ian @Shlally]

Growing up is realizing you despise everyone and everything related to @burningman

[Ian @Shlally]

Serial entrepreneur: OnlyFans girl & multilevel marketing operator

[Ian @Shlally]

What’s the best place for a woman to be during a pickleball match?
In the kitchen

[Ian @Shlally]

People with MBAs: I have an MBA

[Ian @Shlally]

@Brinley19518051 I’m concerned for you being in a twin bed

[Ian @Shlally]

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

[Ian @Shlally]

Tit for tat makes the world titless

[Ian @Shlally]

Up and ready to panic attack the day

[Ian @Shlally]

One thing about me is if you have a song recommendation I will forget about it unless you shove it up my ass

[Ian @Shlally]

When I tell a Harry Potter joke: I’m JK Rolling

[Ian @Shlally]

I liked the @Chiefs since before @taylorswift13 was cool

[Ian @Shlally]

Life is crazy, but I am crazier 🤪

[Ian @Shlally]

If she has XO in her handle she’s married to the game my guy

[Ian @Shlally]

I patronize people to see if I should fight you, eat you, or have sex with you

[Ian @Shlally]

You know what they say about opinions…everybody has one and mine’s the only one that matters

[Ian @Shlally]

Girl are you the week before Christmas because I’m gonna give you the least effort possible

[Ian @Shlally]

It’s 2023 and there’s still an entire sports store called Dicks