tom jenkins, the hot soup man

She/They. Amateur chef. Higher Ed professional. Taurus sun, Aries moon, Leo rising. 🏳️‍🌈🍷☕️🆒

[tom jenkins, the hot soup man @Shleahhh]

Go on, don’t be shy.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Say something nice about a Taurus

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As I enter my 30s in a few weeks, I’ve discovered how good kombucha and local honey is after years of hating them

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@sitting_quietly Why would I say the same thing? 😂😭

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@mergayd_ Hell yeah!!!!

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Help Barb pay for teeth implants https://t.co/5OG4gBWRLi

Hey y’all, Bres mom has been dealing with a lot of health issues. Help us get her smile back with a donation and/share if you can.

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Todays mail:
Birthday letter from a government official
Birthday postcard from the gym down the street that i ghosted
Birthday coupon from DSW
Bill from IU health for $1200
Cool 🙃🙃

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@andicole55 10/10 🔥

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@sitting_quietly Cool beans!!

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@reluctantlyjoe It’s a tough job but someone has to do it

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Tonight’s dinner: mini bag of microwave popcorn and a $70 bottle of Pinot noir

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I would love nothing more.

[Deuce @DeuceThomas]

Could y’all stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $100k?

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@josieahlquist My division works up to 2 days remote, 3 days on campus. We haven’t gotten an end date for this (hoping it just sticks), and I’m not sure what negotiations happened but this is the standard for where I work as of January 2022

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@stiff_shins @JustSummMike I was just thinking about that!!

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In honor of National Eating Disorder Awareness Week, I’m rebranding my “episodes of obsessive food and exercise tracking” as “experience in personal nutrition and fitness data analytics”

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I’m officially “onions give my heartburn” years old 😭

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@PostCubie I got it for $2.25, I’ll be riding that high for a while 😎

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I’m now in my “gay little outfit” phase

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@PostCubie Great minds think alike ❤️

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I shall be spending my Friday night horizontal, heating pad stuck to my back, drinking wine, watching movies on an Xbox 360

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I’ve made it to magnesium citrate tiktok in case anyone was curious #IYKYK