Shelby

A poet at heart (she/her)

[Shelby @Shlebley]

Hey fun fact if you read Shiver at 23 you will cry like you did when you read it at 15

@mstiefvater you are a miracle worker, my favorite author, and a linguistic genius

[Shelby @Shlebley]

Going back to the office 50% of the time isn’t the problem, it’s the lack of communication with the unions and no flexibility in the policy. Tell me why this is better, I saw coworkers sobbing because they can’t afford childcare & will probably have to quit why @GovTimWalz why 😭

[nic carter @nic_carter]

I just want a car that is 0% computer

[lyss 🇵🇸(♡_♡) @_itmedumbo]

the american flag colors, all black dancers, samuel l jackson as uncle sam. LIKE WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS. i get the a minor shit is cool but kendrick actually used this opportunity to say something, that is so unbelievably huge.

[Cheebs @ChillboBagginz]

This feels relevant right now.

[Clouds 🌧️ @cloudysprinkles]

the guy who created a website to rank his female classmates attractiveness is still a misogynist. shocking

[Kaya @kyylien]

“renting is such a waste of money to not own it” ok well I went to work this morning and came home to a brand new dryer installed for me for $0 so

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

I can’t answer the door this time of year because I’m dressed like this

[Shelby @Shlebley]

This may be the Leo in me but I truly believe I could make the best twilight tv show ever if someone would just give me the chance

[Shelby @Shlebley]

Me, every minute of every day since I started listening to @DivaLaci

“SCAMMMMM!!! CONNNN!!!! ROBBERRY!!!!!!!! AND FRAUUUUD” 🎶

[🐧 @enhypen_meoww]

BRONZE EVERMORE DRESS APPRECIATION POST

[lauren @winonaddict]

his LinkedIn would be crazy

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

anyone else get this in their spotify wrapped??

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

[Shelby @Shlebley]

BEST DAY EVER @charli_xcx

(Literally sobbed fighting for my life with Ticketmaster)

[Aamna Qureshi @aamnaqureshi_]

in another world we're just two foxes playing in freshly fallen snow at oxford

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

Goodnight.