Monte Shleemo

Shleem House Records Been on more excursions, participate in more shenanigans, and am overall a better specimen

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

I am Shleemo and Shleemo is me

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

My moms childhood nickname for me is “ungrateful fuck” lol

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

In my mind, I’m a Cartoon/Anime character. I’m drawn and illustrated and am always positioning myself for my imaginary readers/watchers to think I’m cool in every possible frame.

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

Doing Thug shit to Chamber of Reflection

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@yxngzxckyy @JuanEpicDude Not John Pork

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

When I was a kid, I thought misdemeanor was actually Mr. meaner, and it never made sense to me.

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

I’ll never forgive Playboi Carti for how he treated Nardwuar

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

How did Sean Paul do it?

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How dystopian are artificial fruit flavors?

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Just found out about BLP Kosher

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@DeadbyDaylight needs to do a scooby doo collab that’d be hard

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

@kirawontmiss The way everyone is telling him no but he thinks they’re just hyping him up🤣

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Hall n Oats music sounds like sweaty sex and I rock with that

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

Idk who does the @HuntShowdown songs but god damn they put their whole pussy in it every season.

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

I’m the bad guy for wanting more for my family lol. Bad guy mr capitalism right here everyone stay back I may try to take your money.

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

Turning up the radio bc the AC isn’t blowing cool enough

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Feel like hyper realism frames from SpongeBob

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Oh the irony of Billionaires cutting corners to save a dollar on building a cheap submarine just to get killed in it. What they gonna do with the money they saved now?🤣🤣

[Monte Shleemo @ShleemWithaBeam]

Buddy said bonk