Today, I took 2 year old expired antibiotics I found in the cupboard instead of going to the doctor for my sore throat. You can judge me all you want, but when you are scouring the post apocalyptic world in a few years for any sort of medicines you’ll remember this tweet.
Just fumbled my phone & in process of trying to keep it from crashing to the earth I accidentally flung it into my bathroom mirror, shattering it, knocking it down & shooting teeny tiny pieces of invisible glass all over the bathroom, the place wear I spend a lot of time naked.
Considering a lifestyle change. Thinking about getting way too into Survivor. Or am I wayy too behind for something like that. I never seen an episode, but they are season 48. Something has gotta be goin right with that show.
Been hanging with my lil toddler nephew too much. Just told my dog “good job” for finishing her food. She always finishes her food. Wasn’t even a good job, she needs to slow down when she eats.