Logan

good time haver

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

When you have company...

[pkmn trainer trey @wavesage]

2026 is demon era

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Pee’n & poop’n

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

Name an addiction that society has fully normalized.

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Commenting “looks like that loser is going to get bullied” on everyone’s kid’s 1st day of school photos

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

You can’t kick me out of the bar! I’ve got tenure here, bucko.

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

@wavesage Sore throat is better today and I woke up this morning with x-ray vision. Not sure where this plot os going

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Today, I took 2 year old expired antibiotics I found in the cupboard instead of going to the doctor for my sore throat. You can judge me all you want, but when you are scouring the post apocalyptic world in a few years for any sort of medicines you’ll remember this tweet.

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Throwback

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

You can have a cigarette when you’re drinking as a treat

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Just fumbled my phone & in process of trying to keep it from crashing to the earth I accidentally flung it into my bathroom mirror, shattering it, knocking it down & shooting teeny tiny pieces of invisible glass all over the bathroom, the place wear I spend a lot of time naked.

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

“Whack-a-mole”, but it’s pronounced like “Guacamole” and avocados pop up that you whack until they turn to guacamole.

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

I’ve learned that to get my teenage nephew to process what I say to him, I just have to end everything I say with “type shit”

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Considering a lifestyle change. Thinking about getting way too into Survivor. Or am I wayy too behind for something like that. I never seen an episode, but they are season 48. Something has gotta be goin right with that show.

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Mannnnn……. Peter Pizza really popped off when he invented these delicious pies

[ٍ @manic_posting]

wtf a car just drove past my house

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

@boz_is_boz He tried his best, Boz.

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Jelly Roll would absolutely kill a cover of the “King of Queens” theme song

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

Been hanging with my lil toddler nephew too much. Just told my dog “good job” for finishing her food. She always finishes her food. Wasn’t even a good job, she needs to slow down when she eats.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

This is the plot to The Phantom Menace, by the way

[乱暴おまめちゃん @KiNaCoCham]

そして帰宅
#チャコガエル
#あじみ

[Logan @ShloganShlong]

You’re legally allowed to hit anyone that says “sportsball” today.