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Nancy Fortes, The OfficialShma.

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@tjmaxx sadly I can’t afford to be me with your credit card interest payments 😞

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Dang @tjmaxx doesn’t play with those interest charges.

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@Quaker where are all the Caramel Rice Cakes?????!!!!

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🎼🎶“Said you want the moon, watch me learn to fly”🎼🎵🪊 (Bruno Mars)
Find yourself someone who’ll feel this way about you.

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🔥

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@phillycreamchs why isn’t the cheesecake firm? It’s the consistency of pudding, you guys ruined my Easter cause I can’t bring this now. Thanks a lot.

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The quickest way to lose your mind is to give someone a piece of yours.

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This guy is WILD!! @AlexHonnold

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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins. 🤨

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Making Pizzelles

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Didn’t expect to be waiting in this line this morning @sabells

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@CrunchGym it’s way too hot in here today.

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@TMobile raising monthly bills by more than 1/2. Come on now !😡

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@Kiss108 constantly playing Usher like he’s still relevant

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@2sad2serious Power puff girls.

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@FlatOuttheBand 🤩

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THEY SAID THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

“NOW THEY CALL”

TODAY ON OCTANE

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My favorite flat out song yet
NOW THEY CALL is out now!

This one is so much fun live

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

We have to keep an eternal perspective. We must know that the trials that come our way are only temporary. We may experience tragedy or loss in this life, but with Christ, we have the ultimate victory in eternity.

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