Shmaig Shmorge

I like to do stuff... and sometimes those stuff involve things.

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

@klown_boy09 They have just reappeared, however making payments to them is very unstable.

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

How is #LoveFNB trending on a day when the app is a complete mess. Cant make payments, all my beneficiaries have disappeared 👀 Its been like this for hours #fnb #fnbdown

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

@WhatsApp i just got locked out of Whatsapp due to spam but have not done anything to have caused this???? Please assist

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

@evange1ium @TBoneTouch @clayone ☠️

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

@evange1ium @TBoneTouch Man i forgot about the fridge drawer 😂 That was my mother's vase too 😂😂 @clayone do you recall any of the above 🤔

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

@simon_orgill Gotta love that guy

[Clayton Saville @clayone]

Cyril has done so well in this crisis that we both kill him in the meme and love him at the same time.

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

This just made my whole lockdown 😂

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

@clayone The guy is more Zuckerberg than Zuckerberg

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

My brain has never truly accepted that this isnt Mark Zuckerberg

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- i’ll pick you up after school. be safe.
- what time does it open mummy?
- not sure. they’re saying maybe september...

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

I hate watching 5G conspiracy theory videos on YouTube in 4G. Shit is too slow.

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

Spiritual milk 😭

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

i just found a “Christian version” of the Cha Cha slide & i am dying.
please god tell me this is the war on Christmas

[Shmaig Shmorge @ShmaigShmorge]

@OneDayOnlycoza #Day2

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

So this is the tweet that needs your help my people. JUST RT FOR AWEHNESS!
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