Shannon McMahan

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@tryguys @TacoTimeNW

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@roofmonqey @realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews Lol

[NLG Seattle @NLG_Seattle]

Our phone line to call for legal assistance is still available today: 206-658-7963.

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@nougrooves @alexisthenedd Love Pilates for this reason too. 💪🏼

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@donmartingraham Omg how did they get that video of me??

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@donmartingraham They are doing twitter right.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. today is full of possibilities. maybe i’ll do things. or maybe i won’t

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Y’all. I’m about to tell you a story that might end with me being murdered by monsters so, trigger warning because I JUST FOUND A SECRET ROOM IN MY HOUSE.

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@ShelbyRaeBryant https://t.co/ihKFHlGu79

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why the man was naked
a. he was naked lad
b.he had a buttcheek
c.buttoast

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

if spayders cant wak thay wood be rasins

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@SaraTraceyTU @NailedIt “WHHEESSSSS!”

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@donmartingraham Booking our tix now.

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@ShelbyRaeBryant @David_Rish https://t.co/j9FAI3fOoJ

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@ShelbyRaeBryant @David_Rish It doesn’t show anything

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

Amy Poehler was named one of the 40 most powerful people in comedy and her answers to these questions are genius:
(Also before you bust me out- I realize my battery is on 4%)

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@donmartingraham They finally figured out how to make Sherlock even more of a douche. Make him Eastern European! #itsajokeguys

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@ShelbyRaeBryant ☠️😂 https://t.co/zuBpcauNop

[Lady Gaga Updates @ladygagaupdates]

Exactly 9 years ago today, Lady Gaga released the epic music video for "Paparazzi". It was directed by Jonas Åkerlund and won 2 awards at the 2009 MTV VMA's. #9YearsOfPaparazzi @ladygaga

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@donmartingraham Well can you blame them? You ARE Irish.

[Shannon McMahan @Shmcmahan]

@donmartingraham keep an eye out for these new friends when you get back home.