Little Mort 🌊

Est. 1974 - Titusville FL ... Adopted by Scotland - 2010 ♥️ Heart held by @satyrdaddy ♥️ She/Her

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For the foreseeable future, this is how I feel 😒 #Resist #IfNotNowWhen

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@BobsBurgersOTD Hear, hear! Now, who has ghillie suits, and who needs ghillie suits? 🥰

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Doing it 🤭

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I am an escort. I make a fairly decent living doing it. I love my clients. My clients are very fond of me. People are endlessly fascinating and everyone has a story. Please can we stop demonising and reducing sw to a cartoonish, 1 dimensional narrative? Here endeth the rant 🥰 x

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@Jinx_OliveEater Is that the outfit she's dressing "trickle down economics" in? 🙄 Same shit, different day.

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#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@erinbiba Every. Damn. Time! 🙄

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@Christi32416179 @business I'm sure they'll be devastated.

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@OUnderfolder @s9tpepper @JDCocchiarella But again, back to your original point, she is not a minor and has freely shared this information 🤷🏼

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@JedEnoughSaid @joncoopertweets @CalltoActivism That's my take as well. You can't turn away. It's a shit show and makes my tummy hurt, but I've gotta know.

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@SassyKadiK

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@repdarrellissa That's very embarrassing for you guys 😄 And the self burn! Mwahhh! Chef's kiss!

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@RonFilipkowski Sounds like a pretty standard arrest, no? 🤷🏼

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Lauren Boebert says things that are so stupid on the face of it, but so dangerous, so dog whistley that it makes my palms sweat! 😣

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@80_mcswan He will live a very isolated life. I don't imagine there are many places he could enjoy unimpeded freedom of movement. If he's coming, he's gotta know he's not welcome and be prepared. He may end up wishing he'd just left the island all together.

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@jessejanderson But it's cool when you meet someone else who does the same 😋 You know why and it's a nice connection.

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@meingram61 @judybluetoo @BlisterPearl Daddy gave the surgeon a picture and said "I want one of these" 😑

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@BLACKSTEMUSA I honestly figured as much 😟

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@80_mcswan I don't know about that, parasites find a way, and these particular parasites have been finding a way for a long time, but a girl can dream 😊

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@Katey_Lovell Kitchen

[Jessica Ufuoma @theufuoma]

My husband randomly comes to give me hugs and forehead kisses while I’m working throughout the day. And you want me to come back to the office? I will fight somebody.