Shmeeth

gay, certified cool sneegsnag moderator, pfp by @riceballanimat1 banner by @arkticboi

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

DISCLAIMER:

Due to Twitter’s new policy, I’m posting a disclaimer that I am affiliated with EVERYONE. I know and am personally best friends with every single person on this here and we are cool and talk all the time. Every single person I have ever talked with here is my friend.

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

#boneriffic

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

they call me john jerking off the way i jerk off

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

@mihaukse

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

@mihaukse

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

boner Simpson

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

give me money

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

@mihaukse youre kinda stupid and i do NOT fuck with that

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

check your oomfs for testicular cancer #woke

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

i love xemnu from the magic planet

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

hawk tuah man :(

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

u guys are my friends now

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

how am i expected to find love in this world when no one is willing to send me $5000000000 for no reason

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

i HATE peter griffin

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

this is also my cat

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

this is my cat

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

$3

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

just got married!

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

calling it we’re getting nonbinary lebron by the end of the year

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

boobs!

[Shmeeth @Shmeeth_]

the big three of anime is actually godzilla three times because i like him and hes awesome