Caroline Gerken

live free.

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

I will never get over talking to someone about vaccinations and halfway through my sentence I say I don’t get vaccinated and they TWEAK out before I can finish telling them that I’m deathly allergic.... 😂 just bcuz u can get them doesn’t mean everyone else can.. 🤦🏼‍♀️ not my fault

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

Rot in fucking hell sir. So glad my lease is up in 2 months at this shit hole.

https://t.co/aUPXLr0ZEj

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

@seancollins22 Say it louder for the people in the back 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

@melissaamillerr Good for you girl! I gave myself the rest of this month then cold turkey 😰 we shall see how long I can go without 🥵 if you have any pointers please lmk 😭❤️

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

@savkirk This has most definitely made my entire quarantine 😂😭❤️

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

@seancollins22 Dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

@alyssa_giebes Who even are you anymore 😂

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

It took one argument and 2 minutes for you to tweet about me like a child. Yikes

[alyssa @alyssa_giebes]

People change man

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

“I’m not asking for much I’m just asking the wrong mother fucker”
~Alina Baraz

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

@kmulhollon15 7th grade English I can’t remember if I was east or west 😂

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

My 7th grade teacher told me Hitler would have loved me because of my blonde hair and blue eyes... still baffles me to this day...

[Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui]

men be like “i’m sorry that you let me manipulate you 😔”

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

Feels like a great day to sin. @s8n you ready to double team today?

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

“I can’t have white on white... that would be like some fucking milk” I’m deeeeead.

[Caroline Gerken @ShmerkenGerken]

This tweet was meant for me

[Satan @s8n]

Why be average when you can be below average