Shmick 2.0 🇦🇺

80s kid // Rock // Metal // Football (Collingwood) // Cricket // Track // Fitness // General shit talk // Pisstakes // Opinionated // Formerly of @_shmick

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So my real account (@_shmick) was suspended automatically for “promoting self harm” because I mentioned this Metallica song (among others) in a tweet.

Since I haven’t had to use my password in like 5 years I totally forgot it & now can’t log back in.

Pls halp @TwitterSupport 🙋🏻‍♂️

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@ian_wragg58 And that.

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Obviously this is bait, and the guy’s entire basis of Australiana knowledge was probably taken from watching Crocodile Dundee as a teenager.

However, this “everything is trying to kill you” narrative is hilarious given we don’t have bears, lions, elephants etc. 😂 🇦🇺🖕🏼

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Australia is one of the worst countries on the planet.

A) no one would notice if it sinks
B) far too many dangerous animals/insects that will kill you
C) mid women
D) no cuisine

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@boobiesnbourbon

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@boobiesnbourbon Get around it son!!

Merry fckin Christmas 🍺

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@punt_rd Motorcycle Man

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@punt_rd Sucking My Love

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@VittoDarin @LockerRoomLOL For the wings

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@NedBalmeLives @Johno8Adam @LukeBradnam @katiebrownaus That’s an excellent observation.

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@RockNRoLL_85 Zeppelin.

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@boobiesnbourbon Great track

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@Mykindascene Doubtful.

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@fivestarmichael @Rainmaker1973 Yeah true

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@Dav15712002 @Rainmaker1973 Huh

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@deanasc1 @Rainmaker1973 He’s falling with style.

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@AdjunctPoltroon Today is a somber day.

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@thib_schf @grimreaper_stan @Kelbre_Griff @NoContextBrits The preparation is important as well.

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@NoContextBrits England higher than Thailand? Good grief.

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@kradle44 Nah, well I mean there’s a lot they left out.

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@OlDirtyGaijin 😂 true story

[Aussie Sport Stats @AusSportStats]

After two years of lockdowns, Melbourne returned as the “sporting capital” in 2022.

My top 5 sporting moments in Melbourne this year: (Thread)