alyssa smith

im a hoot and a half

[alyssa smith @ShmittyBabyy]

@emmamonnich Captain Glenn>>

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

They need to start selling TUMS at bars

[jake the snake @jakekosich]

we just won a fucking grammy

[Grace @ggracesportakes]

Ryan Clark was asked if he would play if he knew Damar Hamlin was okay and he handled this perfectly. So much respect for him.

[levy @1929stockcrash]

a+ for effort

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle

[alyssa smith @ShmittyBabyy]

@julia_delucchi SERIOUSLY

[alyssa smith @ShmittyBabyy]

A friend of mine from Oregon said she’s had In n out in California and it’s “not that great”… I think it’s time for new friends

[danielle @neurornx]

safe staffing is great because i was just able to spend an hour with my patient bathing them/ washing their hair / doing oral care and they look like a new person. short staffing hurts patients the most.

[ken. @kenkhristine]

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[Sergio Pérez @SChecoPerez]

#MonacoGP 💪🌊

[alyssa smith @ShmittyBabyy]

@jstep400 Dude same

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Disney/Pixar movies now are like "The women in your family are complex, imperfect and people who carry the trauma, hopes, and dreams of your female ancestors.....and their husbands are just some guys."

[alyssa smith @ShmittyBabyy]

This is my first year doing a March madness bracket WHY HAVE I NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE THIS EXCITEMENT IS SO FUN