Shmitty

[Shmitty @Shmitty_00]

@KDKA Never trust a single poll. Always look at the aggregate. It's like 2016 all over again.

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Front flip onto light tubes barbwire door
( EXTREME TRAMPOLINE STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #extremetrampoline

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Butt buster onto flower pots toy cars
( EXTREME TRAMPOLINE STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #extremetrampoline

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Running into glass on door
( NFL STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #NFL

[KDKA @KDKA]

THE LATEST: The Center for Vaccine Research at Pitt has successfully taken a portion of the virus that leads to COVID-19 and attached it to a genetically modified measles vaccine that has been used for years. https://t.co/KpocIwlLV7

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If a tomato is considered a fruit is Ketchup then a smoothie? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

working in retail is wild...

people just be telling you things about they personal life and you just be standing there like

"damn that's sucks... $20.00 is ur total"

[City @CalebCity]

People that set a million alarms and ignore every single one of them...

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"FaceApp" which has recently gone viral for its age filter, now owns access to more than 150 million people's faces and names.

According to their user agreement, the company owns a never-ending, irrevocable royalty-free license to do almost anything they wish with them.

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Plans for today

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

He’s training to prevent cheating...

[cait cal 🚤🍹👙 @Callmecait_]

me as a girlfriend

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nobody should ever make a real ride like this https://t.co/EoSAaRR2D3

[VGF @VGFGamers]

Cyberpunk 2077 drops on April 16, 2020.

[IGN @IGN]

Destroy All Humans is getting a remake! Watch the trailer right here:

[KDKA @KDKA]

WHO DOESN'T LIKE HOMEMADE GUAC? Check this out... Trevor Walters and Taylor Forte had a special picnic date last week in Gainesville, FL. Little did they know an uninvited hungry guest would make an appearance, one who apparently loves him some guacamole! https://t.co/jdukRfXrZT

[Shmitty @Shmitty_00]

Cheese is just a loaf of milk.