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Attempting to shine my light in the halls of Shambala. Dad of twins/IT Guy/EV Aficionado/Tech and Space Junkie/Hopeful Mars Retiree. I have friends everywhere.

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.@nickbilton I hate to be the one to tell you this (because for some reason it isn't obvious to you) but all you are going to do is make "newsroom drama" headlines..

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@ryan_mayhew29 @KatieMiller accept your height bro. Don’t always be ”freedomaxxing” to compensate like a loser.

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@TheDemocrats @StephenM the ugliest of fucks. Rumor has it his wife actually puts a bag on his head during relations. Fuck you @stephenm you piece of shit.

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@utsgnuoy @ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk Ok, rando. Definitely going with your take.

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@NerdBaller @ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk Elons never going to fuck you bro.

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@ShadeSalvo @WhiteHouse That’s never gonna be your dick in his hands no matter how badly you wish for it.

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@TheHitMan1776 @WhiteHouse @DJGDJG16 what the fuck is wrong with you?

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@WhiteHouse Oh fuck off. The sycophants running federal social media are going to reside in a special ring of hell just for them.

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@ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk Replace any of those names with Elon Musk and it's still true.

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@elonmusk Proves that money can't buy taste. Or friends. Or decency.

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@RealJamesWoods twitter/former Hollywood curmudgeon aged shittily and thinks he needs to be the antithesis of all his Hollywood friends to maintain relevance.

alas Jim, you aren’t relevant at all.

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Nice work, Florida. Are we great again now?

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

DeSantis is shutting down Alligator Alcatraz after Florida blew $1 BILLION in taxpayer money building and operating it.

Trump promised Federal reimbursement and it was never delivered…

because Trump pays no one.

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@USAMyFreedom @AuralAlchemist @EricTrump @jrpsaki @MSNOWNews You think the problem is everyone else’s cognition. Like an obedient conservative.

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@TastyBrew1776 @jchristenson_ @lawler4ny @reesejgorman Just as big a prick as daddy... like father, like son.

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@WayneWaldropW @TastyBrew1776 @jchristenson_ @lawler4ny @reesejgorman Oh fuck you, alcohol only brings out the truth. He's only apologizing because it blew the fuck up.

You people are trifling as fuck.

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@Konstoyouralas1 @atrupar You asshats are trifling.

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@ryancohen You that douchebag from the interview on CNBC? Laughable you call yourself an entrepeneur.

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@ShiestySznnn @Kstephens2 @LakerSurfer @TakeitSleeeezy @vwapx @FearedBuck Then again, you probably chortle hilariously at Kill Tony’s bullshit.

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@LakerSurfer @TakeitSleeeezy @vwapx @FearedBuck They hadn’t met one Jimmy Kimmel yet.

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@DragTimes @Tesla Know this -- Tesla doesn't give a fuck about you.