Michael Shoff (he/him)

Christ-follower, husband, father, runner. Not all who wander are lost. Follow or walk with me. LGBTQIA+Ally
Jer. 29:11-13, Psalm 37:4, Matthew 19:12, John 8:7

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

RFK JR?!? FFS! GTFO!

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@mmpadellan I for one am glad I'm not the descendant of immigrants from Europe who invaded the land I'm living in and stole it from the indigenous inhabitants who were here first. Otherwise all this talk of closing the border and being invaded by immigrants could get awkward fast.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

On another note, I'm glad I'm not the descendant of immigrants from Europe who invaded the land I'm living in and stole it from the indigenous inhabitants who were here first. Otherwise all this talk of closing the border and being invaded by immigrants could get awkward fast.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@billyfens For real, though. One can only wonder what the platform would look like today if they'd stuck it out.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

Update: I'm not in *the office* just yet, but should be by the end of July.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

New cover photo ✔️
New job title, effective July 1 ✔️
Blocks from both Poor Richard's Pub and Cooper's Seafood House? ✔️
#TheOffice
#AintNoPartyLikeAScrantonParty

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

What a breath of fresh air over there! Follow me on the new platform from Meta if you're so inclined.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

I'm thinking about the most tired schtick in baseball, that of the host team playing 'girly' songs for the opposing team's players coming to bat. It's juvenile, lame, overdone, and demonstrates a severe lack of creativity and originality. Can we put this practice to bed already?

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@MikeySlashic Ok, so Twitter needs to get out of my brain. I only thought about this movie without uttering a single word or searching for it, and this shows up on my feed mere minutes later. #TwoDollars

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

If you want to know where my loyalty lies, just ask me *once* to choose between my family and my job.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

It would appear that the FAFO crew continues to FIND OUT! Here's hoping Anthony Devolder is barred from running for or holding any political office for the remainder of his life. Given the allegations, I wouldn't trust him with Monopoly money.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

Today was the day my soul realized that I'm transitioning from being one of the people to being a company man. Felt like 💩. Years in middle management had sheltered me from most of the rigamarole that comes with bean counting. Those days are coming to an end, and soon.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@adamsconsulting *Gen X here* my first computer was a Texas Instruments computer that used our family's console TV for a monitor, and I'm fairly certain Jimmy Carter was President. You're not getting old.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

Jesus wept.
That's it.
That's the tweet.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@RevDaniel For some reason, this whole thread and the comments that follow bring to mind Victor Garber in Godspell ... 🎶 Let your light so shine before men, let your light so shine 🎶

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@billyfens This depends on how thoroughly convinced he and the Governor of Florida are that he can avoid extradition by staying at Mar-a-lago.

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@7Veritas4 #IlliterateChucklefuck #LockHimUp

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

I mean, lunch with the owner(s) or even taking the time to acknowledge this in person with a handshake beats no recognition at all, right?

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

There is much on my mind today, 25 years to the day I started working for @TuxedoBySarno. What an amazing journey it's been so far! I'm looking forward to the next phase in my career, which is right around the corner ...

[Michael Shoff (he/him) @ShmooferRuns]

@StrictlyChristo It is not unlike the 1980s definition of pornography that the GOP would use: I know it when I see it.