Tylisha miller

Not a singer, model, artist or aspiring actress.

[baby 💎 @__inverted]

Me feel dah one yah ina me bones

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

@Bequian Tell it to your shadow. Play it safe.

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

@Bequian 🎊📦Yay!

[JIBBER JABBER @_JIBBER_JABBER_]

Hi guys, an early 66/1 shot for Day Three of the #CheltenhamFestival which I think could shorten in price. Good luck! 😃🤞🏇💨👍 #ShrewdPunters #HorseRacing - https://t.co/vQOyzqHPCe via @Shareaholic

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

@Bequian Shows where their love lies... with the money...

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

We all have that one friend who drunk dials us and tells us how much they love us... I'm that drunk friend...

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Woke up feeling more drunk than I did when I went to bed. Da fuck?

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Its just that... I don't want to disappoint you..

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

I don't like money. I love money. I don't like you. I tolerate you.

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Get me a single rose that you picked from a grave...

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

To drink or not to drink. Such a stupid question.

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Cinnamon tea with ginger and honey. Loveeeee it

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Your life has officially gone to shit when you're hungover on a Tuesday....

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Me every time I'm hungover, "I'm never drinking alcohol again." That promise falls apart like all my new year resolutions...

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Unable to be with just one guy? I diagnose you with a serious case of Slutititus more commonly known as whoritus.

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Why don't we have more female lawyers? Its like we never lose in arguments…

[🍬 @lonerkae7]

How come when a girl tells a guy no, they ask why not? Like if we said no leave it at that.

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

I accept your apology but it doesn't mean we're friends again. Back the hell up.

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Yes, I'm the Crème de la crème..

[Tylisha miller @Shmookzz]

Sometimes I just slap people and say I was killing a bug...