Shmoozin

[Shmoozin @Shmoooze]

@ATT so you'll just delete the tweet huh? Interesting.. I'll be on the phone soon. Lawyers will be in touch

[Chicago @itschicagoooo]

Said I have an extra Knicks ticket game 3 on Hinge. I got 88 matches. I told them all meet me at Chase A entrance. I’m watching at a bar. I can’t stand these hoes. I don’t even online date I’m just doing the lords work

[Shmoozin @Shmoooze]

@ATT So you let sales reps follow around 12 year old girls now? Get your staff under control immediately. We will have problems. Weird pedophile behavior.

[Shmoozin @Shmoooze]

@Jungroan Crazy to nerf flicker and not even mention monkey 😑

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Me too dawg, me too..

[Shmoozin @Shmoooze]

Dropping your phone on your face is just the first step in A.I coming for you

[. @christianswrld]

Stop touching niggas with ya hands!

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Shmoozin @Shmoooze]

@frogcowgirl Walk up to the table and challenge them to mortal kombat

[sean (🟦himeya.art) @Haurmeya]

how that paycheck hit when my account was in the negatives

[Shmoozin @Shmoooze]

Gas is over 5$. Cigs are 15$. You know what hasn't changed? Beer. Don't ask me shit for the next week im going on a bender to save money

[Shmoozin @Shmoooze]

@frogcowgirl That's a nice boulder dawg

[Carson @CarsonJRuss]

I know you guys are literally just girls and all that but I only have like 5 close friends and 4 of them wanted to die last year for what a woman did to them

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[Mark Valorian @markvalorian]

I was ready to tee off on this guy but it turns out he makes a very legitimate argument.

It *is* unnatural for mammals to just not mate. In nature, it’s an empirical sign of distress. And we *have* outsourced a significant percentage of our organic interpersonal fabric to synthetic third parties.

The facts are fairly transparent when you put it that way: we have fundamentally changed how we communicate and interact, and we are observing a clear indicator for distress at the population level. A bit of a dark epiphany moment there.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Heading to the bar again with a hangover because my friend said "dw i remember my first beer" in the gc

[turbomander @turbomander]

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

[meatball @ramenn00dlesoup]

hangover so bad i’m putting new beneficiaries on my life insurance policy