Shoalanda Speaks

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[Shoalanda Speaks @Shoalanda]

Who else thinks Walt Aldridge looks 80 years old?

[Brian Lyman @lyman_brian]

Armistead and Moore team abruptly left press conference. Did not answer my questions as to whether Moore would be willing to testify to his denials of assault under oath. #ALSEN #alpolitics

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Careful, Roy. You’ll shoot your eye out!

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is the greatest: @JakeByrdFromTV crashed a Roy Moore rally in Alabama... @MooreSenate

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

OK Roy, but I'm leaving my daughters at home! P.S. - wear that cute little leather vest https://t.co/scweglm2Fg

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

BREAKING: Matt Lauer announces he will start his second career in the only field that welcomes sexual misconduct: Alabama politics.

[WAFF 48 @waff48]

FDA warns against giving dogs "bone treats" following reports of illness, death >> https://t.co/o12I2xGTE4

[WAFF 48 @waff48]

Arby's buys Buffalo Wild Wings for almost $3 billion >> https://t.co/IuRPbG7u2Z

[Connor Sheets @ConnorASheets]

Raw video: Man wearing Roy Moore sticker physically attacked a cameraman attempting to film Moore's arrival outside campaign rally a few minutes ago here in Henagar, Alabama. Another man w/ Moore sticker verbally assaulted a second cameraman.

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

6,000 miles
140+ events
400,000 phone calls
1,600 pieces of fish
15 days left

[Shoalanda Speaks @Shoalanda]

This is the reason Haleyville hospital is closing Dec. 31. Good for Doug! https://t.co/FO3dSTqdwo

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

“We've lost several rural hospitals because our leaders put politics before our health. We're going to fix health care by bringing costs down & expanding access to coverage.”

Doug Jones- Greensboro at the Hale County Banquet.
#ALSen

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

BREAKING: Alabama replaces entire defensive line with Auburn’s hedges.

[Shoalanda Speaks @Shoalanda]

Who knows if #BlakeJarmon is back at McBride Elementary or not?

[Lauren Walsh Hamilton @LaurenWalshTV]

Flip Benham, who spoke in support of Moore during event, argued with reporters after.

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Remember to turn your clock back one hour tonight. Except Roy Moore, whose clock hasn't moved since 1859.

[Shoalanda Speaks @Shoalanda]

Don't you wonder how many #RoyMoore has blocked? #ALSEN https://t.co/IjYesXmzkt

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Shot / Chaser

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

"I want somebody in Washington who's going to represent all of Alabama, not just the segment he deems OK."

https://t.co/1U7hjxQmli

[Shoalanda Speaks @Shoalanda]

Never heard of the OP, but we gather logic isn't her strong point. https://t.co/se0NpanEhA

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

The derp has been particularly good today.

[Shoalanda Speaks @Shoalanda]

How many did U.S. Grant kill? https://t.co/pkgEYOdZeK

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

Ken Burns told me Robert E Lee killed more Americans than Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam Hussein & Osama bin Laden combined.

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Moore promised he would take down McConnell & now he’s begging for money as we close in. All hat and no cattle.

https://t.co/OqgtxLExVc