Shobi-rae Mclean

I play make believe ✨

[Bite Your Brum @BiteYourBrum]

What a horrible day to have eyes and ears and a working frontal lobe 🙃

[cal @themaincal]

We expected these results, but that doesn’t make them any less disgusting. Living in a country that is fueled by racism and hate is exhausting. You lot would literally sacrifice a better life just because, deep down, you’re all incredibly racist.

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[hana 🇵🇸 @sylviiasoven]

i feel so guilty for being able to live normally while being aware of the fact that there's people dying to exist. there's literal people who are being killed for nothing.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid

[Hal The Blade ⚔️ @HalTheBlade]

No offence but if you followed financial advice from a man named HS TikkyTokky, you deserve to lose money.

[Saleh @MoSalihh]

When you really process it, you realize how much of life is just geographical luck. Understanding that can make you a better human.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

No thanks, Apple. I don’t wanna turn down my music to protect my hearing.

[JESS? @Zuere]

I think presidents should link up and fist fight instead of involving everyone

[ɴᴀᴅɪ 𖤐. @luvblessingz]

They would’ve had to put 2 on me.

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

Me at the supermarket when I stubbornly refuse to get a basket or trolley

[— don @dracosrevenge]

every three minutes, another Monday rolls around. this is not sustainable.

[susa @prinkasusa]

My coworker used to take the long way home every night. Two extra bus stops, more walking, more money, more time. One day I asked her why she didn’t just take the shortcut alley behind our building.
She laughed and said, “Oh, because a guy followed me there once and told me he could ‘do whatever he wanted’ and no one would hear me scream.”
So now, every night, she calls a male friend and pretends she’s on the phone with her “boyfriend.” Sometimes she even laughs loudly and says things like, “Yeah, I’ll see you in five minutes, babe,” even when she’s completely alone.
Not because she wants attention.
Not because she’s dramatic.
Because sounding “taken” and “protected” is safer than sounding like a woman by herself.
Men cannot even begin to understand the calculations women make every day just to get home alive.

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

we have finally come to the end of january after 3 years

[BODE @neverelent]

The most surprising part is, The whole of next
week is still
January

[Mr. Thing (illusion panel hater) @beyonceseyelid]

Imagine trying to get the general public to hate your mom and it just turns into them rediscovering how cunt she is.