Sarah

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro I had to check on my lovely 💞

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Midnights, Rep, 1989. I will not be taking criticism.

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Setting my mum’s new laptop up yesterday was an exercise in ‘how much of this bullshit can I delete without breaking the machine’

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@CortyNC I’m upset I had to read this

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Literally me explaining to my coworker ‘if a headline is written in a way that’s inflammatory, it’s deliberate and you shouldn’t take it at face value’

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Even knowing that it’s Alice’s vision, I think that would be traumatic to watch. Who signed off on that???

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Wait wait wait. Hold up. Pause. Did they actually?????

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Done 😘 Have fun!

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Sometimes I read these things and wonder if any of them apply to me. Idk what I’d do with that info but I do wonder.

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@buckdiasz @palfriendpatine no.

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@CortyNC Yeah I think you missed the mark. By a continents’ width.

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro 😘 Happy birthday lovely 😘

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@swiftsboro FUCK I MISSED IT????

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@CortyNC What are you, a lesbian?

(This is a joke in good faith, not homophobia)

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@CortyNC This can happen if you’re pregnant? But that feels like something you’d probably know about

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Oh yeah it’s fucked that this is even a thing. It’s like watching everyone pretend that microphone feedback means something. Gives me a headache the same way too.

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro I get that, just wanted to make sure you weren’t spiraling about it 😘

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro As someone who cares a lot less, this sounds pretty neutral-for-PR’s-sake to me. If that helps at all.

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro I am kissing the top of your head and shushing you.

[Sarah @ShockHiccups]

@swiftsboro Last night the cats woke me up hunting a spider. I didn’t find the spider. I’m still upset about it.