Amy Shock

artist. friend. i'm also hilarious.

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@Eminem ok. I have been following your music since i saw u on MTV in 1999 and “hi my name is..” came on at like midnight. Come to D town already! #illbefrontrow #comehome #illcookforyou #cookingclassesstartnow

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Babe was in his crib saying "no, no, no, no..". It's then I realized he was reading the same buzz feed article. #ChrisPratt #AnnaFaris #why

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@CocaCola the best Coca-Cola polar bear yet.

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@Jeep Not a fun game:jump over four lanes on highway with no acceleration. Because of a recall. #howisthatlegal #itsabigdeal #almostcrashed

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Trump: Putin has outsmarted her and Obama.....

Putin: Spasibo.
#debate

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Pull the skittles out of your pocket Hillary and eat them by the handfuls. #exceptyellow #noonelikesyellowskittles #Debates

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Is that my heart rate or how many steps I have taken? I'll walk more to find out. But then my heart rate will go up....#fitbitHR #walkmore

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@nicosnickers I knew they were real?! Bring her to me #rightnow #theydopooprainbowsandsprinkles

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Teaching a 70yr old how to scan. #mrsdoubtfirelookAlike #scanninggrammy #livingforthefirsttime

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@balancegrille tacos are amazing. U complete me.

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I want this right MEOW
http://t.co/2TDjMZw62A via @freepeople

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Having the stencils of your entire family on your back car window is the same as a truck having the balls on the back. weird and obnoxious.

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@Buccigross hello! So. Any chance your going to be at red wings game on nov 5th?

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���@YourFavWhiteGuy: If someones Starbucks order is more than 2 sentences long, they're automatically a little bitch.”

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I love how the most effective way to carry a character from childhood to adulthood is the same haircut. Genius.

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"@scottmccloud: OMG OMG OMG http://t.co/ZfFdE9w (link via @alooghobi )"

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@brians32 I was talking about u when I tweeted that of course....

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option. Example: We're eating at The Olive Garden."

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@Buccigross neat. ;)