𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

" 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗳𝘂𝗹, 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗳𝘂𝗹—𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂. "

[⋆‍ 𝐄͢𝙽̲𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙿𝙴 of 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃𝚂 @wiIburqoot]

⠀⠀soon that attitude may be your 𝒅oom

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"Childish as usual."

[֯ ⁎ ‍ ،̲، ‍‍𝑺𝙿𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁-𝑴𝙰𝙽 ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ @SPIDRTHWIP]

⠀
“ terr —— ”
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[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"Terrible day to have ears and eyes."

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

@MarvelousQuips "I AM NOT QUILT MAN."

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

✭ https://t.co/D8Lo1wG9Lk✭

My bad for the random times I show up and then dip

Being on Shocker feels like a chore sometimes 'cause I dunno how to be serious /pos

I get TOO silly

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"I stopped some guy from stealing pennies from th' little "change fer th' poor" thing on gas station counters and the people working there let me have a free slushie.

Is dis what bein' a hero is like?"

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"No. Not to my knowledge. If someone named that DOES show up, know that I had nothin' to do with it."

[‍ ‍ ↯𝙎𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥⌁𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ (ʜᴀɪᴛᴜꜱ.) @slicingthwips]

“ Look dude, you just gotta b- wait was that actually a real guy? Did I miss that ? ”

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"If the rent isn't goin' down from some alien named "Cyrlex the World Splitter" showin' up and ripping the Statue of Liberty in half, then it ain't goin' down from guns."

[‍ ‍ ↯𝙎𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥⌁𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ (ʜᴀɪᴛᴜꜱ.) @slicingthwips]

“ Maybe I should let some of y’all shoot guns or somethin… bring the rent down. ”

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"I gotta wonder why New York's housin' is still so pricey when every single day some fuckin' alien shows up from god knows where and destroys half the city."

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"I'm still with the times.

I just bought the latest Goldfinger album. It just dropped. "Stomping Ground". It's a great album. Can't wait for their next one."

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"I just watched some chick get clocked across the face. Not cool, man. Not cool at all." :/

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

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Lemme know if you are and gimme your @! >:3

I'll follow ya! :3

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

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Any oomfies in the Legend of Zelda verse :3

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"Sees me in one of those montage thingies the younger folks make

Realize it's only a split second and it's the time I got my ass beat by some redhead

I can't ever win, folks."

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[𝓛𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓬𝓱𝓸 @Gwandaisms]

Womp womp. Suffer wrapped up in my webs loser

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"You can teach a dog new tricks, but you can't make them forget the ones they already knew."

[The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) @OneWebSwingAway]

"Then maybe stop trying to rob banks!"

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

"I want

I want to break free."

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

@Gwandaisms ✭ https://t.co/D8Lo1wG9Lk✭

"What'd you just say-" before being punched into the sun /silly

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

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I don't think my Shocker has a main Spider-Man to beef with. He beefs with all Spider-People an equal amount.

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

@Gwandaisms ✭ https://t.co/D8Lo1wGHAS✭

HE DOESN'T THINK ABOUT THAT 😭😭😭😭

DUDE JUST TURNS HIS BRAIN OFF WHEN DOING CRIME </3

[𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 @ShockingCrimes]

@Gwandaisms ✭ https://t.co/D8Lo1wG9Lk✭

He'd be in shambles if he knew he was fighting a teenager tbh.