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roommate to Norman

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@StefanCaray First time watching soccer - not bad!

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@miakhalifa What does that 4-legged underdog parlay pay out?

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@AlexMasonCrypto & look what Tesla is worth today - just hold it long enough & it’ll get green 99/100.

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@k4maka Not even on the same planet, but it still rocks!

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@Maybeimabot1234 @stoolpresidente I was a double major in racism - really opened my eyes

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@KosherChutzpah It’s a lot easier saying you hate Israel - save your syllables 👍

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@JesseBWatters “Petrayed the party” when they were voting against a war most of their voters weren’t in favor of.

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Being an MLB stinks like a horrendous fart that will never go away. It really doesn’t matter if your team is good or not, it is not healthy to watch your favorite team lose 60-100 times in a 6 month period.

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Somebody needs to get John Smoltz a new pair of pants

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PCA HITS ONE INTO THE TARPS OFF SECTION

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@TalkinBaseball_ Got to say my mind didn’t go directly to skull fucking when I saw the picture of the cubs 😂

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@Cardinals I thought I had a fucked up mind - how does everyone immediately think of a blow job when they see these two cubs playing 😂 even brand accounts

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@birenball If on average teams spend the mean of the proposed floor & ceiling the total salaries would be just over 6.2B. There will probably be 10-15 teams at the ceiling, 10 or so at the floor, & a few in the middle.

The sky isn’t falling & all the millionaires will be fine.

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@_24kin Anddddddd Yankees hat

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@thewonkypenguin More teams would be forced to increase their salaries than decrease.

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@Hockey_Is_All

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@HaveSomeFun1973 Tom & or Jerry, a pimped HR can also result in a hits batsmen retalation depending on the severity. This guy hit us with a DMX “suck it” salute. All is fair in love & war, but players still have pride.

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1. This is why every team needs a “Tommy Pham” type guy

2. First brewers batter today should get 97 to the rib cage

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Dude went full Kenny Powers

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@RedbirdRiot 1of162!!! No body panic

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@tuvati Can we all atleast agree if you DoorDash on a weekly basis & still complain about money you are a lazy fuck? It’s marked up like 25-50%.

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@jcarter54 @stevebyrnelive I think he’s just saying most people only care about censoring jokes that hit close to home for themselves, which I think is natural.

There were some absolutely dreadful things said about everyone, but she only complained about the things that hit close to home for her.