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[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

@thereclaimparty @LozzaFox Absolutely outrageous. The Met Commissioner needs to be asked who instructed the search, what they are looking for and why it is taking place? This has just put the Met Police back years and is why they are losing the respect of the general public.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

@StellaOShea1 @MartinDaubney The cars are not polluting anymore than any other car. Our car was a clean diesel at £30 pa but is now not compliant. Furthermore Khan had no mandate as ULEZ wasn't in his manifesto and he ignored the majority view of the public consultation at 70%+ so democracy was ignored.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TemptingFortune These people were chosen for good telly and I suspect Lani is a plant on a separate contract. If they had picked 12 Royal Marines, with discipline, teamwork and resilience, it would have been a walk in the park and £300k in the bergen but boring telly.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TemptingFortune Yes but if contestants drop out near the end having spent loads of cash such that the average prize money is much lower than £25k the group could end up with a negative cash fund. I can see there contestants getting diddly squat!

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TemptingFortune What a selfish individual Lani is and admitting to be a bitch. The group should just tell her any expenditure should come out of her share but I guess they can't say that. They have certainly chosen a weak bunch.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TheApprentice So Lord Sugar introduces his advisers as Tim and Karen and the candidates get to know her as Karen over 11 weeks. However, it's Baroness Brady to you. We know it's only entertainment but if there was ever a remark to undermine the Honours system that was it!

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TheApprentice I live in Belgravia, I was on the English Sports panel for 5 years and it's Baroness Brady to you. Only my friends call me "Karen". Now that's a personal statement to put on your CV.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

@grantshapps
1. My 40 year old historic car registered 6/3/83 no longer required an MOT from 6/3/23 but I cannot claim free historic car tax until 1/4/24. It is not aligned with car tax. Why?
2. Why are both a seller and buyer of a car both charged car tax for the same month?

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TheApprentice it was unprofessional of Lord Sugar to openly criticise Greg when starting the group debrief. He may as well said "Whichever team loses, bring Greg back in and I'll fire him". He certainly doesn't like intellectuals over barrow boys done good. Wonder why?

[Amy 🌹 @amy_x01x_]

Gregory didn’t contribute, so didn’t have anything to do with the awful cartoon, so why’s he being blamed #TheApprentice

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TheApprentice That was a gem and such a millennial comment. Maps will never become obsolete. We just use. tech like GPS to save time. They've obviously never done orienteering on a D of E expedition but then why would they when they can Google all the mountain views!

[Nicky @nickycash]

No one can read a map as it is “before their time”? #theapprentice

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TheApprentice Tim made me laugh when he criticised the team leader for not coming up with the idea that a team member did. No one has a monopoly on good ideas. That's why you're a team and the PM seeks everyones' input to get the best ideas to deliver the project.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TheApprentice Funny how candidates insult vendors by undercutting and their final offer and who only agree to get rid of them but that's the game. Get the price by wearing them down. Even funnier when the vendor says afterwards they would have gone lower. Really?

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#TheApprentice So a director of Aardman thought that the cartoon drew attention to the disabled child not being able to use the slide. Wasn't that the point of the cartoon! Inappropriate criticism. Why does Lord Sugar always fire the bright people like Greg? Wrong decision!

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#HarryHasGoneMad #HarryandMeganNetflix #HarryandMeghanExposed #HarryandMeghan #Harryinterview
Another "When Harry met Megan" moment. Unfortunately life is just another acting role for Megan and it will eventually cost Harry his marriage and children before he realises.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

@piersmorgan He's also saying it was unconscious bias and not racism but it's taken him 2 years to say so and claims Megan never said it was racism. Wow, I think I am about to have an Oprah moment and fall off my chair. Keep on digging Harry but you'll never get out of the hole.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

So, to recap… Meghan and Harry accused the Royals of racism in their Oprah interview.
Now he says that was a British press lie.
Then he boasted in his book of killing 25 Taliban.
Now he says that’s also a British press lie.
Is he dumb, deluded or suffering from amnesia?

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#PrinceHarry #HarryandMeghanExposed #Harryinterview Utter rubbish and an insult to the security services. Who would allegedly sanction such a task and what would be their objective? The blood tests were conclusive. Perhaps there was a camera with the pap. Think before you tweet!

[Amlas Rihga @Amlas_Rihga]

@PrisonPlanet There was no "intoxicated" driver, & according to witnesses, there indeed was a "blinding flash" in the tunnel, thanks to our military/SAS. There was no "accident". Harry knows the truth but he cant say it.
#PrinceHarry
#Harryinterview
#HarryandMeghanExposed

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#HarryandMeghanExposed Yes, we should all buy our clothes elsewhere!

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#Harryinterview Exactly. Princess Anne does a fantastic job as a 'spare' and should be a role model to Harry. I bet there are also frequent times when William would prefer to be a 'spare' than be a direct heir. The Queen's family was hugely disrupted when Edward VIII abdicated.

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#HarryandMeghanExposed Now 2 years after smearing the Royal family as racists Harry says it was unconscious bias when the baby's skin colour was allegedly questioned? Little too late to back peddle now. Who on earth is giving Harry such bad advice here? Sorry, just realised!

[Shocks & Stares Investor @ShocksStares]

#HarryandMeghanExposed So Harry wants to reconcile in private with his brother and father after he has publicly criticized them justifying his behaviour to defend Palace briefings. He wants privacy but goes public. Harry, you need to work out what you want as we're all confused.