Shodan's Lair

[Shodan's Lair @ShodansLair]

@Yoann_en_VE Bleu gendarmerie, pour être la cible privilégiée des casseurs pendant la coupe du monde ?

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@rawlings13800 @Yoann_en_VE Bien d’accord, quel est l’intérêt de diviser par 2 le prix de batteries qui sont à la rue par rapport à la concurrence ? Ils feraient mieux de garder le même prix et proposer des batteries qui chargent 2x plus vite …

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@TheTrueSchleima @Yoann_en_VE Ne vous faites pas trop d’illusions par rapport à l’amélioration de la courbe de charge. Dans le meilleur des cas, ils arriveront à gagner une poignée de minutes, mais en aucun cas ils vont diviser par deux …

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@TeslaNewswire Carbon Spoiler still missing on MY Juniper Performance visual …

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@TeslaNewswire There is a still a « bug » in Visual Update : Model Y Juniper Performance is missing the rear carbon spoiler !!!!

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@TSLA_inside_ If only Trump could threat a 100% tarif on European car if FSD is not approved … That would make things much faster …

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@mitchdeg @LCI It’s like on Air France flights equiped with Starlink. They advertise it as « Air France WiFi », but they do not mention Starlink, like if it was not « politically correct » to recognize that you use product from one of Musk company … Completly ridiculous …

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@enhauto The problem with your products is that you new to buy a new (expansive) one each time you change your car. No incentive or any discount to upgrade, even for early adopters and loyal customers …
Your free shipping above 250€ is just a joke !

[Not a Tesla App @NotATeslaApp]

Tesla is Chasing Short-Term Profits Ahead of Long-Term Loyalty [Opinion] https://t.co/yH8TWBnBtY

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@NotATeslaApp Very true and very well written ! Congratulation !

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Do not expect a miracle, best case 10-80% will improve 2-3 min, but you’ll loose 10 min after 3 years due to battery degradation …
From my point of view, Tesla made a big mistake not switching to 800V on Junipers especially when they already have the technology deployed on cybertruck. That is what refrain me to change my 2022LR TMY for a performance Juniper.
Charging curve is going to be an issue for is going cybertaxi too … The longer you take to charge, the less money you make …
I’m afraid 2026 will be a difficult year for Tesla … it’s a pitty because they are damn good to drive …

[eOn 𝕏 @noelecesne]

Please help me identify the person who keyed my @Tesla in Le Havre - France 🇫🇷 @elonmusk @TeslaCamDash @NotATeslaApp @teslaeurope

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@NotATeslaApp Affordable model Y leaked :
https://t.co/ZkKMWNnA9A

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@NotATeslaApp @wholemars @SawyerMerritt Australia Tesla configurator proposes the MY Juniper AWD with 600km WLTP ! New battery coming ?

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump The word « resolved » may be a little bit too optimistic

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@Muzeishen @jcchristopher @SawyerMerritt @wholemars Why do they put a guy on the passenger seat ? I mean, if his job is to check or take control in case something goes wrong, there’s no reason not to be on the driver seat …

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@wholemars Let’s stay humble please … In one week from now, we will probably also have tons of video of Tesla Cybercab failures …

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@NotATeslaApp C’mon @Tesla ! You need to muscle your game again !

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Tesla: Bring the FSD Software Stack to Europe! - Signez la pétition ! https://t.co/BlCR65Nkgv via @ChangeFrance

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@SawyerMerritt @wholemars Nothing new here, European manufacturer are doing the same (probably at lower volumes), selling cars to distributors to be able to count them as sold cars …