Drug tests are funny.
The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.
The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.
HOLY SH*T: President Trump just CALLED OUT by name Exxon Mobil, Chevron, Shell for not lowering price at the gas pump with oil dropping so much
IT’S TIME TO STOP THE PRICE GOUGING
LOWER THE PRICES
The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life
🚨ELIZABETH WARREN: "Check my website, I don't take contributions from Big Pharma executives. I don't take any corporate PAC money."
REALITY: "Elizabeth Warren was the #2 recipient of money from Pharmaceuticals/ Health Products in the 2019-2020 election cycle, receiving $822,573."
1,972 regular-season defensive snaps through 2 seasons of his NFL career
72 solo tackles, 19 pass breakups, and a remarkably low completion percentage and passer rating allowed
1 passing touchdowns allowed
70 receptions allowed
Across his first two seasons, he tallied 19 pass breakups and tied for 6th in the league with 17 PDs during a single campaign.
First-team All-Pro honors
Led all NFL cornerbacks in catch rate allowed (41.6%).
Gave up zero touchdowns over 600+ coverage snaps.
Limited quarterbacks to a stifling 61.4 passer rating, ranking among the best in the league.
ELITE ELITE ELITE
"The more water we put on this fire, the less smoke we're gonna get"
So...you're telling me that having water *does* help in a firefight?
Anyway, in completely unrelated news, it's now wildfire season and Karen Bass still hasn't refilled the Palisades reservoir.
NBA Player, Lou Will says the average NBA player goes broke because $5 million isn’t a lot of money.
“You make $5 Million, two and half of that is gone. You got agent fees and that’s another $50,000 and then you have dues for the NBPA”
“The fees is $15,000 to $20,000 a year and that’s how we’re able to get our health care and all of that”
“Then you have your personal staff, financial advisor is probably 1%, agent at a high number is gonna get 4%”
“Before you look up, you have $1.4 Million off of $5 Million left and then you have the mansions and jewelries and girlfriends and channel bags”
“Before you know it, you’re not a millionaire no more”
Yesterday was my final day as Director of National Intelligence. I declassified and released never-before-seen documents exposing the truth about Fauci directing millions of US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth. Go to https://t.co/tVwWp0TxZ4 to see for yourself.
I'd like to respond to the 3 points T.J. Houshmandzadeh made about #Eagles rookie WR Makai Lemon.
Size: At 5'10, Antonio Brown, Steve Smith Sr., DeSean Jackson, and T.Y. Hilton were all better outside WR's than T.J.
The "run first" offense: The #Packers WR's gained 3,845 yards last season, while Josh Jacobs had 929 yards.
The WR's ate.
The QB: Jalen Hurts is one of the most accurate deep-ball passers in the NFL. He completes 64.4% on passes over 20 yds and has a 118.1 passer rating on passes over 25 yds and is ranked top 5 in the #NFL
His opinions are like his career. It's just not that good.