Zack Shoemaker

@Shoemaican

Joined January 2013

137 Following

59 Followers

79 Posts

about 12 years ago

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning

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about 12 years ago

When you type "fuck" but accidentally put "duck"

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over 12 years ago

Security question : What is your favorite holiday? Answer : Evolve @evolvefestival

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over 12 years ago

Hoes be like "hoes be like" but they be the hoes that be like.

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over 12 years ago

Retweet if you have as many Tour de France wins as Lance Armstrong.

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