Clyde G. Donovan

(#SouthPark.) Hey, what’s goin’ on? I’m Clyde, declared cutest boy in school and probably the whole town. Love tacos and chicks. DM me for free shoes. ❤️

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

Bebe. 😍

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

@CanBeDaywalker Hey. ;)

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

Damn, I miss her.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

@iBroke_TheDam I thought Wendy had black hair?

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

@iBroke_TheDam People with blonde hair are really dumb, man - especially if they’re girls.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

@iBroke_TheDam She’s blonde. She isn’t gonna care.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

@iBroke_TheDam You can’t buy what she doesn’t have, dude.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

@iBroke_TheDam No, no, no, you’ve got this all wrong, cowboy. /They’re/ desperate.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

@iBroke_TheDam Not me. They’re for the girls.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

Yeah.. yeah, cool, cool. [He’d nod, hands on his hips.] What’s the project about? I’m good with math.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

It better be.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

DUDE.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

I’m /going/ to, okay? It was a G.I. Gay joke.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

What the fuck. How is that NOT!

[CJ Stevenson @iMockRules]

Try again, chief. That ain’t it.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

OW-!

[He’d retract, holding his face and immediately starting to cry.]

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

None of the above. What you /really/ need to smash is Tweek. Hahahaha.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

If you think about it, it’s kinda /your/ fault. I mean, you chose to do that in public.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

Exclusive. 👀

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

Dude, you can see ducklings anytime. You should be psyched about spending time with /me/.

[Clyde scoffed as a half-joke, gearing up with his own winter gloves.]

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

[He perked up a bit from the proposal, somewhat interested in some peaceful time alone with Red.]

That sounds nice. It’s gonna get dark out soon, though, so you might wanna wrap up the homework soon.